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#35901
29 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

That's a great fitting suit ya got there Bretty!

Looks like all the Longhorn conference championships has caused him some stress-eating.

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#35908
4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:
Brett Yormark absolutely fed up! lol https://t.co/uHY3NRH4we

 

 

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#35909
4 hours ago, Native Horn said:

That's a great fitting suit ya got there Bretty!

I bet it fit him in High School.

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#35913

Lard Zeppelin

Dynyrd Skynyrd

Suppertramp

 

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#35915
The Penguins announced today that the shipment carrying the Jagr bobbleheads for tonight’s game has been stolen en route to Pittsburgh.As a result, the bobbleheads will not be distributed at tonight’s game, but will be distributed at a later date.

 

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#35916

 

Trev Alberts has been selected as Texas A&M's new director of athletics. Read more: https://t.co/s6yaQUGlbt

 

#35917

i must have been hiding under a rock these last few weeks, had no idea that aggy was even looking for an athletics director, let alone the dumbest mother fucker on the plant.

#35918
5 hours ago, RPM said:

Lard Zeppelin

Dynyrd Skynyrd

REO Feedwagon

Suppertramp

 

 

3 hours ago, Chooky said:

Blimp-182

 

Hall and Bloats

Guns N' Adiposes

Double Tubble

Rascal Fats

Unfurled Ham

ZZ Flop

Bun Jovi

Mötley Croissant

 

#35919

In honor of SXSW Austin bands...let me offer:

I Love You But I've Chosen Darkmeat

...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Deadmeat

Heartattack Bastards

Matchbox 300#

Asleep at the Buffet

Shakey Gravies 

Spoon & Ladle 

#35920
10 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i must have been hiding under a rock these last few weeks, had no idea that aggy was even looking for an athletics director, let alone the dumbest mother fucker on the plant.

Ohio State hired Jizzjar Bjork.  It's gonna suck for us and I hope you enjoy the lulz.  It'll be the only good thing that comes out of it.

#35922
19 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Obeastie Boys

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Obesity Boys would have nailed it.

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#35923
9 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

In honor of SXSW Austin bands...let me offer:

I Love You But I've Chosen Darkmeat

...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Deadmeat

Heartattack Bastards

Matchbox 300#

Asleep at the Buffet

Shakey Gravies 

Spoon & Ladle 

 

Nice.

Some more I just thought up:

Gooey Lewis and the muumuus

The Shins splints 

Peter Frumpton

Bachman–Turner Overweight

Feed

Ton 41

Puddle of cud

Blimp Biscuit

 

And names that need no change:

Spoon

Jimmy Eat World

Jonah and the Whale

Weezer

 

#35926
2 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

 

 

Hall and Bloats

Guns N' Adiposes

Double Tubble

Rascal Fats

Unfurled Ham

ZZ Flop

Bun Jovi

Mötley Croissant

 


Mefattica

 

There’s a diabeetus tie-in somewhere. 

#35927
39 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


Mefattica

 

There’s a diabeetus tie-in somewhere. 

 

Jardiance at the Disco

Diabeatles

U Type II

 

Owe and some more ...some that stretch into other genres than rock:

 311 lbs.

Lb. King

Billy Idle 

Arrhythmics

Flaming Lipos

Tofu Fighters

Meatwood Fat

Fill Collins

 

#35928
3 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

 

Nice.

Some more I just thought up:

Gooey Lewis and the muumuus

The Shins splints 

Peter Frumpton

Bachman–Turner Overweight

Feed

Ton 41

Puddle of cud

Blimp Biscuit

 

And names that need no change:

Spoon

Jimmy Eat World

Jonah and the Whale

Weezer

 

Bread

Cream

Meatloaf (2.0)

 

#35932
21 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:
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Bill Haley and His Gaseous Giants

The Beachball Boys

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#35936
On 3/13/2024 at 11:06 PM, Kyrie Eleison said:
pic.twitter.com/W4gpXw04Pb

 

They Might Be Are Giants

#35938
2 hours ago, SamsCorner said:

Brooks and Dunkin

I’m partial to some of their hits myself.

Brand New Ham

My Pizzeria 

Neon Neptune

Are some of my favorites

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#35941
2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

i'm laughing and i don't give a fuck...

Whoever did this is not seeing heaven

 

Im having a hard time believing you havent seen that at least once in 15+ years. 

#35943
1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Plot twist! 

  Reveal hidden contents

Kyrie is also blind. 

 

uh he was the one who told us to look for the bodies in the trees man.   

its been 15 years, but the internet doesnt forget

#35946
7 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Plot twist! 

  Hide contents

Kyrie is also blind. 

 

This shit is peak Surly. Bravo sir.

Great Job Reaction GIF


I only regret that I have but only one rep to give.

- Winston Churchill

             -DNAguy

#35948
9 hours ago, markstanco said:

Im having a hard time believing you havent seen that at least once in 15+ years. 


At least it isn’t 3 posts above his, and the page before, and the page before that…

Old can still be amusing. 

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