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#36604
11 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

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I'm single in a small town and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. All the good women are taken and what's left is just trash that gets passed around. 
My father keeps telling me all kinds of reasons why Asian women are better and that I need to branch out to the nearest big city to date some.
 He meant well, so I didn't tell him I've slept with a couple in the past and the noises they make in bed sounds like someone is killing a cat. 
I mean, bad enough that doggy became my preferred position so I could stick my fingers in my ears. Still, he's probably right... 

#36606
26 minutes ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

I'm single in a small town and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. All the good women are taken and what's left is just trash that gets passed around. 
My father keeps telling me all kinds of reasons why Asian women are better and that I need to branch out to the nearest big city to date some.
 He meant well, so I didn't tell him I've slept with a couple in the past and the noises they make in bed sounds like someone is killing a cat. 
I mean, bad enough that doggy became my preferred position so I could stick my fingers in my ears. Still, he's probably right... 

Well, that worked for me.

Thanks.

#36608
On 4/22/2024 at 9:28 AM, RPM said:
I pay internet for this

 

I'm a bit behind, but I really wish this ended with a bunch of guys in pig costumes wearing cop uniforms arresting everyone.

#36615
8 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

I'm single in a small town and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. All the good women are taken and what's left is just trash that gets passed around. 
My father keeps telling me all kinds of reasons why Asian women are better and that I need to branch out to the nearest big city to date some.
 He meant well, so I didn't tell him I've slept with a couple in the past and the noises they make in bed sounds like someone is killing a cat. 
I mean, bad enough that doggy became my preferred position so I could stick my fingers in my ears. Still, he's probably right... 



 

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On 4/25/2024 at 11:43 AM, tfoolry said:

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On 4/25/2024 at 1:01 PM, Marfa Low Crown said:

I'm single in a small town and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. All the good women are taken and what's left is just trash that gets passed around. 
My father keeps telling me all kinds of reasons why Asian women are better and that I need to branch out to the nearest big city to date some.
 He meant well, so I didn't tell him I've slept with a couple in the past and the noises they make in bed sounds like someone is killing a cat. 
I mean, bad enough that doggy became my preferred position so I could stick my fingers in my ears. Still, he's probably right... 

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#36624
15 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Looked him up online - interesting interview by a reporter:

https://luke.substack.com/p/the-man-who-bowled-a-perfect-game-c37

Haha, nice. Might be one of my new favorite people.

"Bill and his co-workers finished out the day, and not knowing what else to do he said fuck it, let’s go bowling, and man is he glad he did because it was the best game of his life."

#36628
On 4/24/2024 at 10:59 PM, PRONG HORN said:

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Asian women who need a green card, and will leave you after she gets citizenship so she can bring over her real husband and 5 children.

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#36629
1 hour ago, Superhero said:


Asian women who need a green card, and will leave you after she gets citizenship so she can dump you for a guy 20 years younger an start pumping out kids.

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#36630
1 hour ago, Superhero said:


Asian women who need a green card, and will leave you after she gets citizenship so she can bring over her real husband and 5 children.

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Avatar checks out. 

#36631
3 hours ago, Superhero said:


Asian women who need a green card, and will leave you after she gets citizenship so she can bring over her real husband and 5 children.

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And then you go get a fresh one.  I don’t see the problem here.

*Just don’t have kids with her.

#36633
8 hours ago, butthurt said:

 

 

He’s completely correct about Galveston. Stinky, crummy city/island with dirty, nasty water. 

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#36642
Charles Barkley says the New Orleans Pelicans deserve to go to Galveston Texas after being down 3-0 in the NBA playoffs

 

 

#36645
1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:
Charles Barkley says the New Orleans Pelicans deserve to go to Galveston Texas after being down 3-0 in the NBA playoffs

 

 

 

The judges would have also accepted Waco.

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