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#36719
Can I finish in 8 minutes??Data says no…but that I don’t need to finish https://t.co/uOkVTV4x34

 

#36722
27 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

RT @WallStreetSilv Meanwhile in Finland: The Hobby Horse Championship.The jumping was actually impressive 😂 🔊

 

For horse girls who can't afford horses.

#36725
On 5/3/2024 at 7:24 PM, Brothahorn said:

Listening to some old-school Houston shit and this popped up.  I'm sure it's been posted b4 but it just made me bob my head and laugh. RIP Maybe (Jayde).

 

 

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#36726
On 5/3/2024 at 9:24 PM, Brothahorn said:

Listening to some old-school Houston shit and this popped up.  I'm sure it's been posted b4 but it just made me bob my head and laugh. RIP Maybe (Jayde).

 

What makes you think this?  

#36727
On 5/3/2024 at 9:24 PM, Brothahorn said:

Listening to some old-school Houston shit and this popped up.  I'm sure it's been posted b4 but it just made me bob my head and laugh. RIP Maybe (Jayde).

 

 

Wasn't there some connection  to this site?  His sister or cousin posted here?

#36730

 

Shouldn't that be 7 minutes?

 

16 hours ago, elfenix said:
Can I finish in 8 minutes??Data says no…but that I don’t need to finish https://t.co/uOkVTV4x34

 

#36732
3 hours ago, Brothahorn said:
3 hours ago, markstanco said:
What makes you think this?  

I just figured she wasn't around anymore. She's probably up there in Surly heaven with Derka and Rocko.

Okay, I thought I missed something. I think the last I recall is her going out to the West Coast somewhere. 

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#36734
This is by far one of the funniest videos i have seen 😂😂All 90 seconds are worth the watch..

 

#36736
28 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Cutting grass is he deal breaker....IMG_20240507_123609_850.thumb.jpg.cd754da894a46aa979b6693f356ebe55.jpg

You only need to know HOW to cut it.
 

I know how to dig a ditch, buck hay, and build a miles-long barbed-wire fence. I haven’t done any of those things in about 40 years, but I know how. 
Saddle up, buckaroo. 

#36737

Fitting profile pic since apparently some dumbass that doesn't how to cut grass took a shaver to her eyebrows.  

#36742
3 hours ago, speed817 said:

Cutting grass is he deal breaker....IMG_20240507_123609_850.thumb.jpg.cd754da894a46aa979b6693f356ebe55.jpg

Totally understand why she wants all those things.  Question is what does she have to offer in return?

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#36743
26 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Totally understand why she wants all those things.  Question is what does she have to offer in return?

One thing. And it is undefeated. 

#36744
50 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Totally understand why she wants all those things.  Question is what does she have to offer in return?

She offers Nothing.

Any man that can afford even half of her demands can bag a better looking 20-something (and better looking would NOT be hard to do here) that also has no kids and none of her bullshit. 
I worked with an entitled cunt like this woman one time. 50+ years old, four kids, married a rich man who did everything and was then going through a divorce. She actually thought she could still dictate the dating game with these kinds of demands. Had to tell her to manage her expectations of what she was worth on the dating market today. You aren't gold. You don't appreciate. You're a used car and you got driven off the lot a long time ago.

Still, I find it hard to believe that woman's profile is real lol    

#36745
1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Totally understand why she wants all those things.  Question is what does she have to offer in return?

Fertile loins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mind you, Fertile Loins is a damned good name for a band of single moms. 

#36749
3 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

She offers Nothing.

Any man that can afford even half of her demands can bag a better looking 20-something (and better looking would NOT be hard to do here) that also has no kids and none of her bullshit. 
I worked with an entitled cunt like this woman one time. 50+ years old, four kids, married a rich man who did everything and was then going through a divorce. She actually thought she could still dictate the dating game with these kinds of demands. Had to tell her to manage her expectations of what she was worth on the dating market today. You aren't gold. You don't appreciate. You're a used car and you got driven off the lot a long time ago.

Still, I find it hard to believe that woman's profile is real lol    

As the late great comedian Patrice O’Neal would say “pussy ages like bread, not like wine.”

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