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#37102
1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

Sadly, it isn’t the original plaque. Font is different

Don’t care….. got Jimbo still cashin’ checks.

#37103
18 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Don’t care….. got Jimbo still cashin’ checks.

As long as the bevels are correct, the font doesn't affect the reality.

#37104
4 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Sadly, it isn’t the original plaque. Font is different

The proper response to aggy is "oh yeah, well then where is the real one?"

#37108
On 5/26/2024 at 11:01 PM, gofuckyourself said:

This is our dryer notification. It's like a neverending jam band encore.

pic.twitter.com/e8cfZDIbMC

 

Naw, that's Gilbert & Sullivan

 

#37109
When you have time to kill at the airport, skip the lounge and find the bar nearest to the Spirit gates. 
The Spirit-adjacent bar at MSY is one of my favorite places, and I don't even drink anymore. 

I have shared your words with so many people. That is fucking hilarious.
#37110
2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Naw, that's Gilbert & Sullivan

 

I bet that guy sharts 5 nights a week.

#37112
pic.twitter.com/U28dwe3QcW— Dave Rave from Kwik Save(not a dave😁) (@houseofchaos18)

 

#37113
On 5/27/2024 at 5:01 AM, gofuckyourself said:

This is our dryer notification. It's like a neverending jam band encore.

pic.twitter.com/e8cfZDIbMC

 

not lol material.  this is real-things-that-piss-you-off material. 😡

#37120
42 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Presumably taken from a Dallas-area law firm restroom. 

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Thujone on his next aggy-copter artwork?  Or did Stoops get a new helicopter?

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#37122
NEW: Man with a suspended license joins court Zoom call while driving in his car.This is the funniest video I've seen in a long time. Judge Cedric Simpson can be seen dumbfounded after defendant Corey Harris dialed into the meeting from his car. Simpson: "Mr. Harris, are…

 

#37123

The look on the judge's face is priceless!  The look of realization on the defendant's face is almost as good.  You can hear the record scratch in his head.

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Speling is imprtent.

#37125
22 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Naw, that's Gilbert & Sullivan

 

If you leave the sound off he looks like he's singing "I have a structured settlement and I need cash now".

#37127
4 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

The look on the judge's face is priceless!  The look of realization on the defendant's face is almost as good.  You can hear the record scratch in his head.

there are 2 or 3 youtube channels dedicated to the morons who are defendants in Judge Simpson's court.  esp the repeat offenders. 

 

The amount of excuses, idiocy, and pure dumbassery that he has to deal with on a daily basis would make most of us lose our fucking minds. 

#37131
8 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

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You still can.  It’s just expensive.  Had a young guy who worked for me several years ago. I bet he broke 3-4 phones per year.  He came in one day bitching about it.  I told him I try not to get up in people’s personal business, and I am generally against such things, but he might want to take out the insurance on the new one.  Just a thought.

#37135
4 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

You still can.  It’s just expensive.  Had a young guy who worked for me several years ago. I bet he broke 3-4 phones per year.  He came in one day bitching about it.  I told him I try not to get up in people’s personal business, and I am generally against such things, but he might want to take out the insurance on the new one.  Just a thought.

Without even checking, I'm sure there is an app that simulates slamming the phone down.

#37138
1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

How would an app simulate slamming your phone down?

^^^^^^

I don't know anything, other that there is an app for everything.

#37139
Just now, Jerry Callo said:

^^^^^^

I don't know anything, other that there is an app for everything.

Is there an app for getting me a date with the real Alexandra Daddario?

#37144

This law shit looks easy as hell. How much they pay someone to be a judge?

A district judge in Michigan was shocked when a man with a suspended driver's license joined a court Zoom call while driving a car. At one point the judge says, "I don't even know why he would do that."


 

#37145
I don’t want to overreact but we might need to kick Texas A&M out of college football entirely.

 

#37146
1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

How would an app simulate slamming your phone down?

My guess is it sends the person you are talking with the sound they would hear if you slammed down an old phone to hang up ... then it disconnects.

#37148

Quannell X does not appreciate this Houston teacher's video efforts:

 

Some Houston teacher getting put on blast for making porn in the schools. When he said Celluliteand public Hair I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Edit:  here’s the pixilated video side by side with Q’s statement:

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🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Black Panther activist Quanell X is going viral for calling out a former Houston elementary school teacher who was fired after videos of her filming pornographic material on school campus during school hours. Quanell famously stated “We have a teacher stripping…

 

 

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