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#38954
12 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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it’s funny because they’re fat as fuck…

Springfield?

#38958
Happy Constitution Day, from your friends at Texas A&M Law. 👍⚖️📜

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#38964
20 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:
Happy Constitution Day, from your friends at Texas A&M Law. 👍⚖️📜

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I would ask, "Is that real!?," but I don't have to.

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That’s a mother and daughter so depending on which one you end up with will determine what your status is. See that’s the super hilarious joke!
#38967
21 minutes ago, Mileslong said:


That’s a mother and daughter so depending on which one you end up with will determine what your status is. See that’s the super hilarious joke!

I would suggest neither, but go for the mother/daughter sandwich

#38968
29 minutes ago, Mileslong said:


That’s a mother and daughter so depending on which one you end up with will determine what your status is. See that’s the super hilarious joke!

Per my internet research, you can have sex with both in either status.

#38970
43 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I would suggest neither, but go for the mother/daughter sandwich

don't get greedy

#38971
On 9/19/2024 at 7:17 AM, Mileslong said:

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I honestly can't tell which one is the Mom and which one is the daughter.

#38973
52 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

this should be a beer commercial

 

 

 

Immamac has some anger issues

#38975
1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Immamac has some anger issues

She came back later and sucker punched him... 

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#38976
Per my internet research, you can have sex with both in either status.

This reminds me of the time I met this older lady at a hotel bar in LA. She must have been mid to late 50’s but hot AF.

She reminded me of Michael’s wife Jan in the office. Anyway, after a few drinks she kept taking about sex. So one thing led to another and she asked me asked me if I would be interested in a mom-daughter threesome.

I said “hell yes, I’m down for that”. So we drive back to her house and it was all dark. She opens the door and yells upstairs, “Hey Mom, are you still up?”
#38977
On 9/19/2024 at 12:04 PM, Jerry Callo said:
Happy Constitution Day, from your friends at Texas A&M Law. 👍⚖️📜

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#38982

This reminds me of the time I met this older lady at a hotel bar in LA. She must have been mid to late 50’s but hot AF.

She reminded me of Michael’s wife Jan in the office. Anyway, after a few drinks she kept taking about sex. So one thing led to another and she asked me asked me if I would be interested in a mom-daughter threesome.

I said “hell yes, I’m down for that”. So we drive back to her house and it was all dark. She opens the door and yells upstairs, “Hey Mom, are you still up?”

You know you would have done it anyway
#38991
On 9/20/2024 at 2:49 PM, Bill Brasky said:

Now, try to fart around it.

"It's called the "Hank Hill"... she supplies the gas, you bring the accessories."

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#38995
What a sport. 🌯

 

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I have no idea if this will work or not, but I hope it does.

It be the shy ones that be the real freaks

#38997
24 minutes ago, Derka said:
What a sport. 🌯

 

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#39000
8 hours ago, Derka said:
What a sport. 🌯

 

I have no idea if this will work or not, but I hope it does.

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