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#2258


Having been to a bull fight, I root for the bull to inflict mass carnage every time.

I always root for the bull...ole’ my ass
#2265
4 minutes ago, ernest_t_bass said:

WTF is DFAd?

According to google, Dairy Farmers of America'd...so had wheels of cheese thrown at him?

#2266
5 hours ago, maninblack said:

 

I think this brings up an interesting question... what would you shout just before/during firing a minigun?

#2271
12 hours ago, RegularSizedRudy said:

 

 

 

11 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

WTF is DFAd?

Designated for assignment.  (cut from the roster/sent down to the minors)

#2277
15 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

I think this brings up an interesting question... what would you shout just before/during firing a minigun?

AMERICA, FUCK YEA!!!!!!

#2279
17 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

I think this brings up an interesting question... what would you shout just before/during firing a minigun?

I ain't got time to bleed.

#2281
17 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

I think this brings up an interesting question... what would you shout just before/during firing a minigun?

MENDOZAAAAAA!

#2284
20 hours ago, RegularSizedRudy said:

 

 

 

19 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

WTF is DFAd?

I think the better question is, why did it suggest "for"?  What sentence starts "I got for..."?

#2286
51 minutes ago, DeathTongue said:

 

I think the better question is, why did it suggest "for"?  What sentence starts "I got for..."?

I got for sheep waitin' four me in the barn./aggy 

#2290
On 10/18/2018 at 8:26 PM, OrangEngr said:

I think this brings up an interesting question... what would you shout just before/during firing a minigun?

"Say hello to my little friend."

#2296
On 10/16/2018 at 10:29 PM, Longboard Horn said:

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In addition to having what appear to be three extremely illegal video poker units, the corner store down the street from me sells these:

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You know, for when you want to freebase tobacco.

#2298
In addition to having what appear to be three extremely illegal video poker units, the corner store down the street from me sells these:
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You know, for when you want to freebase tobacco.

When did they outlaw video poker? They’re amusement redemption machines under the penal code.

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