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#39902
8 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

My favorite part was when nobody could have predicted what was going to happen


I know, right?

Helen Keller saw that one coming. 

#39904
On 12/5/2024 at 11:34 AM, Kwix said:
I almost peed my pants.🤣🤣🤣

 

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#39910
19 hours ago, Sbbruin said:
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Years ago I saw a lady get her nose rearranged by a flying piñata stick at my buddy's kid's birthday party when a little fella swung for the fences and it slipped out of his hands. I've trained my wife and kids to keep their heads on a swivel like they're sitting row 1 down the 3rd base line when that fucking piñata starts bouncing.

 

#39912
This is real.
 

That’s awesome.

Although the clients will get billed for the time, the lunch, and the tip. Which was the whole point of the bullshittery to start with.
#39921
21 minutes ago, nnm said:

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Obligatory <Costanza wasthatwrong shouldinothavedonethat.gif>

Much rather my pilot do that than slamming four glasses of scotch.

#39923
4 hours ago, nnm said:

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One, I need this t-shirt.

Two, the blue sign in the lower right corner saying that you must be 11 or older to purchase tobacco products makes me laugh for some reason.  

#39924
This is real.
 

So….decades ago…had a jury trial where opposing counsel and I got rather combative. Often. Every day. He was a real fucker and thought he could bulldoze me. He couldn’t. But…the judge didn’t want us coming to blows in court, so he literally ordered us, on the record, to leave court at the end of the day, walk to the bar across the railroad tracks, and have drinks until we either fought or reached detente.
It more or less worked.
#39927
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Term Clerk # 2: “Alas! If the clock strikes 5:01 and we have no response, what will become of the Whitworth case? Of us? Of Article III?”

This got me. 

#39937
On 12/10/2024 at 8:53 AM, WithoutAClue said:

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Hit close to home. A memory from... I'd have to  say 1950-something... popped up, tune and lyrics. Heard it clear as day. I think it was by the Lamplighters? I pulled up Writer and typed the words, no looking. I don't believe I've heard it since then, no idea why it was stored away... thought you might like it.

Yesterday, in old Fall River, Mr. Andrew Borden died.

And they got his daughter, Lizzie, on a charge of Homicide.

Some folks say she didn't do it, others say of course she did.

But they all agree, Miss Lizzie B., was a problem kind of kid.

'Cause you can't chop your poppa up in Massachusetts,

No matter if it's planned as a surprise

No, you can't chop your poppa up in Massachusetts,

You know how neighbors love to criticize.

 

#39938
1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

Hit close to home. A memory from... I'd have to  say 1950-something... popped up, tune and lyrics. Heard it clear as day. I think it was by the Lamplighters? I pulled up Writer and typed the words, no looking. I don't believe I've heard it since then, no idea why it was stored away... thought you might like it.

Yesterday, in old Fall River, Mr. Andrew Borden died.

And they got his daughter, Lizzie, on a charge of Homicide.

Some folks say she didn't do it, others say of course she did.

But they all agree, Miss Lizzie B., was a problem kind of kid.

'Cause you can't chop your poppa up in Massachusetts,

No matter if it's planned as a surprise

No, you can't chop your poppa up in Massachusetts,

You know how neighbors love to criticize.

 

 

#39941
11 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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Checks thread title...

Username checks out. 

Edited by HOOKEM4
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#39942
On 12/10/2024 at 3:52 PM, Armybrat said:
  • Rodney Dangerfield’s surviving twin brother?

Nah.

Thats Larry Burns

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