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#40301
7 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

- I'm going to put myself in the way of any jackass who wants to try to beat the system and rush up the aisle.

I'm not trying to jump ahead myself and I make damn sure I'm ready to move when the time comes, so I'm certainly not slowing anyone down. So, given all that, why should anyone give a shit that I stand up?

This is exactly right.  

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#40302
2 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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Are they all from different guys? Bc there’s no chance in hell the same guy was getting head over the time it would take to conceive 4 children. 

#40303
25 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:


Are they all from different guys? Bc there’s no chance in hell the same guy was getting head over the time it would take to conceive 4 children. 

Because NO wives give blowjobs?

#40304
1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Because NO wives give blowjobs?

I’m not saying NO wives….. but consider the circumstances:

1.) Having 4 kids usually implies marriage

2.) Married women are notorious for ceasing the act of fellatio 

3.) Even if fellatio is performed it’s rarely to completion as said fellator bc it transpires in the throws of sexual intercourse

4.) Having 4 kids would generally require considerable planning which would mean you’re planning on having kids which means dropping a load p in v style.

5.) Even if they were an accident, you’re engaging in p in v at the time. It’s not as if you were getting blown, she sneezed while you ejac’ed, and your load fell in her vagina

6.) Having 4 children implies likely a time frame of at least roughly 8 years of baby and pregnancy. Thats a lot of stress and time that takes away from anyone’s giving nature. Without the incentive of securing a mate because she’s already married, there’s no motivation for blowies.

#40305
9 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I’m not saying NO wives….. but consider the circumstances:

1.) Having 4 kids usually implies marriage

2.) Married women are notorious for ceasing the act of fellatio 

3.) Even if fellatio is performed it’s rarely to completion as said fellator bc it transpires in the throws of sexual intercourse

4.) Having 4 kids would generally require considerable planning which would mean you’re planning on having kids which means dropping a load p in v style.

5.) Even if they were an accident, you’re engaging in p in v at the time. It’s not as if you were getting blown, she sneezed while you ejac’ed, and your load fell in her vagina

6.) Having 4 children implies likely a time frame of at least roughly 8 years of baby and pregnancy. Thats a lot of stress and time that takes away from anyone’s giving nature. Without the incentive of securing a mate because she’s already married, there’s no motivation for blowies.

You MIGHT be overthinking this.

#40307
On 1/6/2025 at 7:55 PM, nnm said:

Since we don’t have a “wtf” thread …

Got my tail bone adjusted again today while my gf filmed.I get this done DAILY. Sometimes twice. Really helps with lower back pain.Can’t recommend it enough. 🫡

 

I recognize that "doctor."

Mia Khalifa: From adult film stardom to being fired by Playboy over  Israel-Hamas views

#40311
7 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

I’m not saying NO wives….. but consider the circumstances:

1.) Having 4 kids usually implies marriage

2.) Married women are notorious for ceasing the act of fellatio 

3.) Even if fellatio is performed it’s rarely to completion as said fellator bc it transpires in the throws of sexual intercourse

4.) Having 4 kids would generally require considerable planning which would mean you’re planning on having kids which means dropping a load p in v style.

5.) Even if they were an accident, you’re engaging in p in v at the time. It’s not as if you were getting blown, she sneezed while you ejac’ed, and your load fell in her vagina

6.) Having 4 children implies likely a time frame of at least roughly 8 years of baby and pregnancy. Thats a lot of stress and time that takes away from anyone’s giving nature. Without the incentive of securing a mate because she’s already married, there’s no motivation for blowies.

Username fits

5 hours ago, DoobieWah said:

But his username checks out. 

Beat me to it.

#40313
11 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

I’m not saying NO wives….. but consider the circumstances:

1.) Having 4 kids usually implies marriage

2.) Married women are notorious for ceasing the act of fellatio 

3.) Even if fellatio is performed it’s rarely to completion as said fellator bc it transpires in the throws of sexual intercourse

4.) Having 4 kids would generally require considerable planning which would mean you’re planning on having kids which means dropping a load p in v style.

5.) Even if they were an accident, you’re engaging in p in v at the time. It’s not as if you were getting blown, she sneezed while you ejac’ed, and your load fell in her vagina

6.) Having 4 children implies likely a time frame of at least roughly 8 years of baby and pregnancy. Thats a lot of stress and time that takes away from anyone’s giving nature. Without the incentive of securing a mate because she’s already married, there’s no motivation for blowies.

That's a lot of words to try and come to terms with your lack of blowjobs. 

#40317
On 1/10/2025 at 1:32 AM, TrashMaster G said:

I'm generally sitting on the aisle and I am one of those who gets up right away. Why? Two reasons. 1 - I want to stretch after being couped up in the tight-ass airline seat for the last few hours. Standing feels good. 2 - I'm going to put myself in the way of any jackass who wants to try to beat the system and rush up the aisle.

I'm not trying to jump ahead myself and I make damn sure I'm ready to move when the time comes, so I'm certainly not slowing anyone down. So, given all that, why should anyone give a shit that I stand up?

That wasn't the premise. I appreciate your take  and. your rationale 100%. Nobody should care if you stand up. What was brought up was people in the back who try and get off the plane before people in the front, by squirming their way up the aisle as people are getting out of rows, getting luggage, etc. Fuck those people all to hell. You want off the plane sooner? Buy a more expensive ticket. 

#40318
14 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

That wasn't the premise. I appreciate your take  and. your rationale 100%. Nobody should care if you stand up. What was brought up was people in the back who try and get off the plane before people in the front, by squirming their way up the aisle as people are getting out of rows, getting luggage, etc. Fuck those people all to hell. You want off the plane sooner? Buy a more expensive ticket. 

Oh, I know. Not here, but there are plenty of people who do complain about people towards the back of planes standing up right away. I was venting.

#40322
40 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Seeing a few good band names… 

Curry Goat

Patties

Sweet Plantains

Jerk Burgers

 

you’re reaching 

#40326
On 1/10/2025 at 6:30 AM, nnm said:

By a nice lesbian couple with a goldendoodle. 

Well, getting blown by lesbians was a goal of mine. So what if it's after I'm gone? 

On 1/10/2025 at 9:04 AM, TrashMaster G said:

Because NO wives give blowjobs?

Better odds with the lesbians (I hope) 

#40328
47 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I want to know what happened to the boat after that

The guy in the front walked to the wheel, slowed down, turned around, and picked up the previous skipper. 

#40329
8 hours ago, nnm said:

The guy in the front walked to the wheel, slowed down, turned around, and picked up the previous skipper. 

yep, pretty clearly staged

#40334
2 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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This was the plot of a really, really, really bad made-for-tv movie in the 80s. I only saw it once, when it aired in the 80s, and even now I remember the ludicrousness of the bus engine plot point and how bad the movie was. 

Awesome 80s tv star cast, absolutely terrible movie. 

Anthony Edwards was the rich bad guy, perfect hair, homecoming queen girlfriend (Nancy McKeon), student body president, starting QB, drove a 911. Michael J Fox was the working class protagonist. Various shenanigans lead up to the conclusion, a drag race between Edwards in the 911 and MJF in some crappy car, except (plot twist!) that MJF and his friends steal a bus engine and install it in the crappy car at the last second, and win the race. MJF wins the affection of the school and the pretty girl. 

At the time, I had just finished rebuilding a straight 6 on our ‘68 Dodge 100 step side, so I understood just a little bit about how ridiculous it was to suggest that a bus diesel engine in a passenger car would work, and would automatically give the car enough power, torque, and torque applied correctly, to win a race against a 911. 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_School_U.S.A.

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#40335
31 minutes ago, nnm said:

This was the plot of a really, really, really bad made-for-tv movie in the 80s. I only saw it once, when it aired in the 80s, and even now I remember the ludicrousness of the bus engine plot point and how bad the movie was. 

Awesome 80s tv star cast, absolutely terrible movie. 

Anthony Edwards was the rich bad guy, perfect hair, homecoming queen girlfriend (Nancy McKeon), student body president, starting QB, drove a 911. Michael J Fox was the working class protagonist. Various shenanigans lead up to the conclusion, a drag race between Edwards in the 911 and MJF in some crappy car, except (plot twist!) that MJF and his friends steal a bus engine and install it in the crappy car at the last second, and win the race. MJF wins the affection of the school and the pretty girl. 

At the time, I had just finished rebuilding a straight 6 on our ‘68 Dodge 100 step side, so I understood just a little bit about how ridiculous it was to suggest that a bus diesel engine in a passenger car would work, and would automatically give the car enough power, torque, and torque applied correctly, to win a race against a 911. 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_School_U.S.A.

While we're talking about bad  awesome 80's movies with engine swaps...

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#40336
36 minutes ago, nnm said:

This was the plot of a really, really, really bad made-for-tv movie in the 80s. I only saw it once, when it aired in the 80s, and even now I remember the ludicrousness of the bus engine plot point and how bad the movie was. 

Awesome 80s tv star cast, absolutely terrible movie. 

Anthony Edwards was the rich bad guy, perfect hair, homecoming queen girlfriend (Nancy McKeon), student body president, starting QB, drove a 911. Michael J Fox was the working class protagonist. Various shenanigans lead up to the conclusion, a drag race between Edwards in the 911 and MJF in some crappy car, except (plot twist!) that MJF and his friends steal a bus engine and install it in the crappy car at the last second, and win the race. MJF wins the affection of the school and the pretty girl. 

At the time, I had just finished rebuilding a straight 6 on our ‘68 Dodge 100 step side, so I understood just a little bit about how ridiculous it was to suggest that a bus diesel engine in a passenger car would work, and would automatically give the car enough power, torque, and torque applied correctly, to win a race against a 911. 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_School_U.S.A.

Many busses back then were gassers.  A hopped-up BBC out of a bus would make it a race.

#40341
30 minutes ago, SurlyGator said:

I don't get the VLC Media Player reference, and something tells me I should be happy about that fact.

how old are you?

#40342
33 minutes ago, SurlyGator said:

I don't get the VLC Media Player reference, and something tells me I should be happy about that fact.

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Wait for it… 🤣


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#40348
1 hour ago, futureman said:

holy fuck I’m trying this. 

But your going to do it “reverse” aren’t you?

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#40349
this shit had me laughing for days https://t.co/YdiC3FNKBz

 

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