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#40916
On 2/26/2025 at 9:39 PM, brakeman said:

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I would have told him it would be another grand to not post his search history to all of his friends and family on Facebook.

CHIEF

#40919
3 hours ago, Tex Long said:

How half of Surly sees the other half...

 

 

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I swear half you motherfuckers don't have jobs. The only two I know personally is Immamac, and Brisket. Brisket has so many posts, that I figured out he just surfs Surly all day, and lets the interns, and paralegals get shit ready for trial. He works about as much as a placekicker. I'll fess up, I work maybe 4-5 hours per week, my wife gets shitty with me because she has always worked a non-sales job. I'm a placekicker as well.

CHIEF

#40922

A well known real estate guy in Austin once told me his goal was to be the highest paid per hour worker in town.

I always thought that was a pretty good goal.

#40923

Yah, you know, I figgered that besides the good-natured banter about posting volume,  there would be remarks about Gramma's basement having windows, or this guy being too stupid to open the box and put the chair together. 

#40924
11 hours ago, CHIEF said:

I swear half you motherfuckers don't have jobs. The only two I know personally is Immamac, and Brisket. Brisket has so many posts, that I figured out he just surfs Surly all day, and lets the interns, and paralegals get shit ready for trial. He works about as much as a placekicker. I'll fess up, I work maybe 4-5 hours per week, my wife gets shitty with me because she has always worked a non-sales job. I'm a placekicker as well.

CHIEF

i bet he still bills a shittton of hours though

#40925
13 hours ago, CHIEF said:

I swear half you motherfuckers don't have jobs. The only two I know personally is Immamac, and Brisket. Brisket has so many posts, that I figured out he just surfs Surly all day, and lets the interns, and paralegals get shit ready for trial. He works about as much as a placekicker. I'll fess up, I work maybe 4-5 hours per week, my wife gets shitty with me because she has always worked a non-sales job. I'm a placekicker as well.

CHIEF

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#40926
2 hours ago, tbone_ said:

A well known real estate guy in Austin once told me his goal was to be the highest paid per hour worker in town.

I always thought that was a pretty good goal.

Sounds like a dicktater.

#40928
1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Well yea we've got plenty of people like that here.

Somewhere between half and four-fifths?

#40930
On 2/28/2025 at 4:21 PM, MissingInAction said:

Proposed for new surly banner.

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jfc. I'm having flashbacks of having a paper to write, its 10 pm the day before its due. I go to the second floor of the UGL to use their computers (back in the day before everyone had computers), logging in to get assigned a computer, and seeing a 20 person wait list. 

Then I would walk up and down the aisles, and see dickbags like that playing games, or downloading music on napster. Fucking douchebag nerds. 

 

#40932
4 hours ago, tbone_ said:

A well known real estate guy in Austin once told me his goal was to be the highest paid per hour worker in town.

I always thought that was a pretty good goal.

I wouldn’t take advice from Nate Paul at this point.

#40936
3 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

jfc. I'm having flashbacks of having a paper to write, its 10 pm the day before its due. I go to the second floor of the UGL to use their computers (back in the day before everyone had computers), logging in to get assigned a computer, and seeing a 20 person wait list. 

Then I would walk up and down the aisles, and see dickbags like that playing games, or downloading music on napster. Fucking douchebag nerds. 

 

I remember sitting in the waiting area where there was a bank of computers you could see.  There was one dude right in the middle, monitor facing the public, watching porn.  I walked up and was like, "Dude, some of us have work to do."  To which he should've responded, "I'm doing work alright."  Instead he just said, "this is for a paper."  Everyone in the waiting section had jaws dropped.  

#40938

Video is great, but you have to click through the link to see it on X. 
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A dog ran onto the track during a high school relay race – and covered 100m in 10.5 seconds. 😂😂

#40939
45 minutes ago, nnm said:

Video is great, but you have to click through the link to see it on X. 
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A dog ran onto the track during a high school relay race – and covered 100m in 10.5 seconds. 😂😂

Fenton! FENTON!!!

Jesus Christ ...

FENTOOOOON!

#40940
1 hour ago, nnm said:

Video is great, but you have to click through the link to see it on X. 
IMG_4582.thumb.jpeg.9de817252c7d0d0bea0aaa8253a60649.jpeg

A dog ran onto the track during a high school relay race – and covered 100m in 10.5 seconds. 😂😂

Could have broken 10 if that dumbass anchor would have moved out the way. 

#40941
2 hours ago, nnm said:

Video is great, but you have to click through the link to see it on X. 
IMG_4582.thumb.jpeg.9de817252c7d0d0bea0aaa8253a60649.jpeg

A dog ran onto the track during a high school relay race – and covered 100m in 10.5 seconds. 😂😂

My dog (f/k/a Capitulate) would like that dog to hold her beer. 

 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

#40942
2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

My dog (f/k/a Capitulate) would like that dog to hold her beer. 

 

greyhounds have such sweet personalities

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