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#41465

I still can’t get over that this is real. We have to be living in an absurd alternate timeline or simulation. It’s literally a giant flying dildo and they made it into an all female flight? That doesn’t just happen in real life lol.

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#41466
3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I still can’t get over that this is real. We have to be living in an absurd alternate timeline or simulation. It’s literally a giant flying dildo and they made it into an all female flight? That doesn’t just happen in real life lol.

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Even Dr Evil was more subtle 

 

 

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#41469
I still can’t get over that this is real. We have to be living in an absurd alternate timeline or simulation. It’s literally a giant flying dildo and they made it into an all female flight? That doesn’t just happen in real life lol.
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All female crew. Like saying I’m part of the crew when I’m flying Southwest.
#41471
5 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


All female crew. Like saying I’m part of the crew when I’m flying Southwest.

 

Bezos plastic fuck doll at splashdown 

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#41472
20 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

 

Bezos plastic fuck doll at splashdown 

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Appropriate. Those look like his new wife’s bolt-ons.

#41478
2 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Nothing get past you.

Yup. I’m a little slow on the uptake. 

#41480
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Well, you’d have to be able to throw them higher than the defense could reach while jumping, or could throw their own lil person to knock them down mid flight. Either way that’s kinda high.
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#41482

Maybe Arizona could use that for their version of the tush push.

Kyler Murray : r/AZCardinals

#41483
12 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


Well, you’d have to be able to throw them higher than the defense could reach while jumping, or could throw their own lil person to knock them down mid flight. Either way that’s kinda high.

You know how those guys throw heavy kegs over a wall in the strong man competitions? Maybe rig up some kind of harness. And then just launch a little tiny fella about 30' in an arching trajectory. But don't launch him out of the back of endzone without a skid or a bounce in bounds. If he just sails through the back of the endzone it might be like a touchback on a fumble. You could also try to create some gaps and go for more of a line drive fastball trajectory in between people. Like grab the ankles and do a hammer throw kind of thing. 

#41486
1 hour ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Throw him at the pylon to get that goal line extended to infinity

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#41489
2 hours ago, Chooky said:

You know how those guys throw heavy kegs over a wall in the strong man competitions? Maybe rig up some kind of harness. And then just launch a little tiny fella about 30' in an arching trajectory. But don't launch him out of the back of endzone without a skid or a bounce in bounds. If he just sails through the back of the endzone it might be like a touchback on a fumble. You could also try to create some gaps and go for more of a line drive fastball trajectory in between people. Like grab the ankles and do a hammer throw kind of thing. 

Launching out the back should be fine. Ball just has to cross the goal line. Think about someone diving into the endzone right at the pylon. The ball could touch out of bounds before any part of the player touched the ground, and it'd still be a TD

Or jumping completely out of bounds at the pylon

#41490
53 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Launching out the back should be fine. Ball just has to cross the goal line. Think about someone diving into the endzone right at the pylon. The ball could touch out of bounds before any part of the player touched the ground, and it'd still be a TD

Or jumping completely out of bounds at the pylon

True. But to play it extra safe you should at least aim for a thud in bounds or weight the helmet so they land kind of like a lawn dart.

#41492
2 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Monday night golf league - they don't fuck around in Canada

That last shot right at the end connected.

#41493
2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

That last shot right at the end connected.

I saw it on reddit/golf - said it was a broken jaw (and the video is longer) also local police called and decided it was just a fight. 
I only hope they have cameras ready next week; I can only imagine the shit talking in the clubhouse yesterday and on the first tee next week. 

#41494
39 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Monday night golf league - they don't fuck around in Canada

Meh. Seen better boobs in Gabbie Carter’s golf course video

#41496
On 4/15/2025 at 7:25 PM, Kyrie Eleison said:

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I love Leach, but I'm gonna have to side with Woody Hayes here.  Three things can happen when you pass the quarterback, and two are bad.

#41497

gotta love how the Canadians issue a sternly worded news report

 

Cannuck Police:".....this was nothing short of unacceptable"

 

 

DAAAAAAAAAMN Mounties, you told them!

#41500
52 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Fucking Curling offseason, amiright? 

The first rule of Golf Course Hockey Fight Club...

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