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#42151

I think when people ask me my weight, I am going to answer them with the "Jew Pound" calculation.

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#42152
27 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

I think when people ask me my weight, I am going to answer them with the "Jew Pound" calculation.

CHIEF

You use "Dog Years" too, right?

#42154
1 hour ago, troph said:

I feel bad about this but what the hell its funny

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* I don’t mean it for real. 

Yeah, sure. Which one is she? Asking for a fiend friend.

#42181
4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

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We had an Australian exchange student a few years back.  She was told before she came (1) don't talk to the Texans about guns and (2) you can't say cunt like you do in Australia.  

#42186
3 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

We had an Australian exchange student a few years back.  She was told before she came (1) don't talk to the Texans about guns and (2) you can't say cunt like you do in Australia.  

Our dog is a retired racing greyhound from Australia. 

When we first got her, Mrs. Doom was not amused when I pondered out loud how many times our dog had probably been called a cunt. 

#42188
On 10/27/2024 at 3:18 PM, Mittens said:

 

Same kid - Jack Doherty

Jack Doherty got kicked off a cruise ship and the people on the deck were singing together hating on him

 

Lil Baby snatched Jack Doherty’s $200,000 chain and dipped after Jack paid to be in his circle at the club 😭

 

#42189
40 minutes ago, Mittens said:
Lil Baby snatched Jack Doherty’s $200,000 chain and dipped after Jack paid to be in his circle at the club 😭

 

I would really not cry if that  Doherty fucker was shown a physical way of attitude adjustment. 

ive only seen like 3 or 4 vids about him and all I can imagine is how good it might feel to punch his face. 

 

 

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#42191
Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

ive only seen like 3 or 4 vids about him and all I can imagine is how good it might feel to punch his face. 

 

 

With a torpedo-style louisville slugger. 

#42193
2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Who is this dipshit and why do I hate him already?

he’s found a way to make ridiculous amounts of money by having people hate him.  gotta tip your cap. 

#42194
 

Her dad stayed under appreciated at a job he loathed, where he worked with complete assholes forever just so he could afford to send her to college for a good education. Collective sigh from all the dads out here, we feel your pain amigo.
#42197
8 hours ago, futureman said:

he’s found a way to make ridiculous amounts of rep by having people hate him.  gotta tip your cap. 

FIFY

#42199

Reminds me of the Peloton names. Probably already posted. There are plenty of these compilations if you go looking.

 

 

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