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#43202
The literal definition of fuck around & find out

 

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#43206
23 hours ago, futureman said:

not terribly eventful but maybe the best encapsulation of the oklahoma gene pool I’ve ever seen. 

I've done the same thing at least a dozen times in Yellowstone. Drives me fucking insane. On the rare occasion I've caught someone tossing food to wildlife I've ran in and thrown the food back in their face before taking their license plate and reporting them to rangers. Fucking dumbass cunts. 

#43207
I've done the same thing at least a dozen times in Yellowstone. Drives me fucking insane. On the rare occasion I've caught someone tossing food to wildlife I've ran in and thrown the food back in their face before taking their license plate and reporting them to rangers. Fucking dumbass cunts. 

Yogi says fuck you.
#43209

TEXTING FOR SENIORS

BFF - best friend fell
BTW - bring the wheelchair
TTYL - talk to you louder
BYOT - bring your own teeth
LMDO - laughing my dentures out
FWIW - forgot where I was
IMHAO - is my hearing aid on?
OMMR - on my massage recliner
ROFLACGU - rolling on the floor laughing and can’t get up

#43210
10 hours ago, LTbear said:

I've done the same thing at least a dozen times in Yellowstone. Drives me fucking insane. On the rare occasion I've caught someone tossing food to wildlife I've ran in and thrown the food back in their face before taking their license plate and reporting them to rangers. Fucking dumbass cunts. 

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#43211
53 minutes ago, Elvis said:

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I will gladly admit to snapping when I see people endangering wildlife in our national parks.

#43213
1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

I want to see him try and carry it.

Carry it?  I bet he stuck a bunch of straws together, sat down next to the tub, and drank the whole thing right there.  

#43214
14 hours ago, LTbear said:

I've done the same thing at least a dozen times in Yellowstone. Drives me fucking insane. On the rare occasion I've caught someone tossing food to wildlife I've ran in and thrown the food back in their face before taking their license plate and reporting them to rangers. Fucking dumbass cunts. 

Saw a woman finish her drink and just dropped it on the ground. Another woman picked it up and put it back in the first woman's hang saying "You dropped this".

Everyone saw this dropped their jaw and laughed while the first woman walked 3 more steps to put it into a trash can.

#43219
4 minutes ago, troph said:

wha? that's not funny that's really really disturbing.

No shit.  How is she servicing cows at a glory hole?

#43230
34 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

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well, at least he’s not a hypocrite. 

Baylor logo stickers on the rear window?

#43231
38 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

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well, at least he’s not a hypocrite. 

Kendal Briles is from Illinois?

#43232
4 hours ago, Foosters said:

Greeks already thought of that

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4 hours ago, Underdog said:

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3 hours ago, futureman said:

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#43237

dumping a liquid on someone that is literally holding and presently operating a high pressure liquid dispenser just 2 feet from your face seems to be the least well thought out attack possible.

#43238
1 hour ago, ImNotMarkinson said:

dumping a liquid on someone that is literally holding and presently operating a high pressure liquid dispenser just 2 feet from your face seems to be the least well thought out attack possible.

Ding dong ditching a house with signs out front stating "tresspassers will be shot on site" says HI.

#43240
This is a friendly reminder to motion your largest O-Lineman into a kick out block on Split-Zone 💥

 

#43241
33 minutes ago, nnm said:
This is a friendly reminder to motion your largest O-Lineman into a kick out block on Split-Zone 💥

 

Looked like Sandusky making his way into the boys locker room.

#43246
3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

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That's... not how you do that meme. 

THIS is how you do that meme: 

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or this: 

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or even this!

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you get the idea? 

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#43250

what a good samaritan

look at the lady in the background 😭😭


 

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