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#43251
How my wife looks at me when I’m about to sit down and relax

 

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#43253
8 hours ago, Rimbo said:

this is art

That dude was an awesome follow on Twitter. He has total dedication to nonsense. 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

#43254
3 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Never let them see you comfortable. 

Or put on your earphones to play a video game. 

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#43256

Colt gets roasted 

The lady in 2A gave @ColtKnost the roasting of a lifetime on his flight out of Frisco. 😂✈️#zonepartner

 

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#43257
Yikes 😬 They’re the worst parent-sitters ever!! 😂 🤣

 

#43258

I have sixty pages to read, so SIAP.

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The HOA made my client get rid of their two real chickens… so now every morning at 6 AM, the chicken soundtrack blares from hidden speakers and the whole house lights up like a Vegas show. Chickens may be gone—but petty revenge is alive and cluckin’!”

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#43261
13 minutes ago, Superhero said:

As someone who's never seen the show... please expound.

He asked her to shave the beaver. 

#43262

That could also be June telling Ward "You were a little hard on the bever last night Ward" if the bevares head was not shaved.

 

#43263
2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Restricted profile? Gotta be 18 to watch some speakers play chicken noises with lights?

 

Bombastic lights and chicken noises are not for the feint of heart.

#43264
Robbery gone wrong 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I can’t breathe

 

#43265
4 hours ago, Mittens said:
Robbery gone wrong 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I can’t breathe

 

shoes off = he dead

#43271
22 hours ago, nnm said:
Yikes 😬 They’re the worst parent-sitters ever!! 😂 🤣

 

Got a balloon payment coming. Where's that inheritance check?

#43277
1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

Utterly and completely fucked.  

“No problem.”—Kevin

#43278
This kid had the greatest play of his life!!!! 😮😮😮💯🏈

 

#43281
On 9/5/2025 at 11:16 AM, 52-80 said:

Cat implores woman to stop talking

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If you put your thumb over the cat's head, it looks like the girl is at a glory hole and Chewy is on the other side.

#43283
2 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

If you put your thumb over the cat's head, it looks like the girl is at a glory hole and Chewy is on the other side.

 

And you would know that Chewy has a furry dick, how, exactly?

#43284
1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

 

And you would know that Chewy has a furry dick, how, exactly?

Probably a red rocket. 

#43286
On 9/6/2025 at 10:14 AM, nnm said:
This kid had the greatest play of his life!!!! 😮😮😮💯🏈

 

They didn't show him crossing the goal line.   I bet he pulled a Desean Jackson and dropped the ball short.  

#43287
10 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

If you put your thumb over the cat's head, it looks like the girl is at a glory hole and Chewy is on the other side.


NM.

Chewy dong talk already covered.

Edited by Dnaguy

#43290

Too funny. Wasted on cocaine.
 

September 7, 1980One of the craziest endings to an NFL game#Packers kicker Chester Marcol

 

 

#43291
On 9/5/2025 at 12:47 PM, HiggyBaby said:

 

This legit is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, I have been watching it for the past 15 minutes and my wife kicked me out the bed and made me go to the other room was i was cry laughing. 

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