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#43701
No, you took my snack!BARK Yes, you did. I saw you!BARKYou can’t eat everything Sunni! Adorable 😂

 

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#43705
2 hours ago, speed817 said:
No, you took my snack!BARK Yes, you did. I saw you!BARKYou can’t eat everything Sunni! Adorable 😂

 

I mean, is that not A.I.?

the internet sucks now

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#43709
Cam Newton dresses like he drives a hot air balloon

 

#43710
13 hours ago, futureman said:

 

popped a 12mg zyn as a non-smoker while driving on a road trip and it zooked me out of my goddamn mind.

thought i was a lil bitch until i read the comments... atleast im not the *only* bitch.  fyi, based on the nicotine absorption, the 12mg is approx equivalent to 5-6 cigs at the same time.

#43716
21 hours ago, huge said:

Velo 9mg FTW

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FYI/Protip:  Check out nicokick.com (out of Houston) for excellent pricing.  $50 worth gets free shipping.  Also, PM me your email addy and I can get you and I a discount on your first order, and like $10 credit on mine. 

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https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=1160762062859924&set=pb.100067784240780.-2207520000

A man from Mount Vernon was taken into custody yesterday for allegedly pretending to be rock star Sammy Hagar at various local spots, including two banks and a vape shop.

According to the police, 58-year-old Ronnie Putnam from Summersville entered several businesses claiming to be "the real Red Rocker" and insisted on opening accounts under the name Sammy Hagar Enterprises, LLC. Witnesses reported that Putnam even gave a short acappella rendition of "I Can’t Drive 55" to back up his claim.

"He mentioned he was on tour but needed to cash a royalty check," recounted one bewildered teller. "He had on red sunglasses and had a slight scent of margarita mix, so I thought it might actually be him."

Putnam was arrested after showing a homemade ID that said "Sammy Hagar, Rock God." He is facing charges for fraud and disorderly conduct. When asked for a statement, Putnam just yelled, "I CAN’T DRIVE TO JAIL!"

 

 

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And the REAL red rocker responded:

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/16qvbP3Wa6/

 

#43723
popped a 12mg zyn as a non-smoker while driving on a road trip and it zooked me out of my goddamn mind.
thought i was a lil bitch until i read the comments... atleast im not the *only* bitch.  fyi, based on the nicotine absorption, the 12mg is approx equivalent to 5-6 cigs at the same time.

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#43724
40 minutes ago, markstanco said:

https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=1160762062859924&set=pb.100067784240780.-2207520000

A man from Mount Vernon was taken into custody yesterday for allegedly pretending to be rock star Sammy Hagar at various local spots, including two banks and a vape shop.

According to the police, 58-year-old Ronnie Putnam from Summersville entered several businesses claiming to be "the real Red Rocker" and insisted on opening accounts under the name Sammy Hagar Enterprises, LLC. Witnesses reported that Putnam even gave a short acappella rendition of "I Can’t Drive 55" to back up his claim.

"He mentioned he was on tour but needed to cash a royalty check," recounted one bewildered teller. "He had on red sunglasses and had a slight scent of margarita mix, so I thought it might actually be him."

Putnam was arrested after showing a homemade ID that said "Sammy Hagar, Rock God." He is facing charges for fraud and disorderly conduct. When asked for a statement, Putnam just yelled, "I CAN’T DRIVE TO JAIL!"

 

 

No photo description available.

 

And the REAL red rocker responded:

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/16qvbP3Wa6/

 

 

Not even close. What a dumbass.

#43736
4 hours ago, brakeman said:

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For all that is sacred in this world, click this link and watch 10 seconds of "Cirrhosis of the Louvre," a cinematic classic:

 

#43746
Haven’t seen anyone put the audio on this yet, so I had to

 

 

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