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#43851
21 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Who hasn't been at this point at one time or another? NSFW!

 

 

 

(aka the morningwood experience)

21 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Who hasn't been at this point at one time or another? NSFW!

 

 

 

(aka the morningwood experience)

21 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Who hasn't been at this point at one time or another? NSFW!

 

 

 

(aka the morningwood experience)

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#43854
23 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

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He likes the morningwood experience. 

 

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#43857
4 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

That dude could have very easily ended up dead, and no charges would have been filed. 

Can’t tell me it wasn’t intentional, else why would they have been recording it.

So yeah, not funny at all. 

Lighten up, Francis.  It was obviously a bit.  Not cool that there were kids around, though.

#43862
6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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this has to be a bit of yours.  if you’re posting this shit ironically it actually might be kind of funny. 

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#43865
On 11/6/2025 at 1:08 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

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Happened to me when CHIEF Jr. was about two. That was when the 620 and 183 intersection was temporarily a four way stop. We start through the intersection, and here comes this lady barreling in, running the stop sign. My wife and I hear, "you need to wait your fucking turn, bitch!!" Worst stare down from the Mrs. in 33 years.

CHIEF

#43866
23 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

Happened to me when CHIEF Jr. was about two. That was when the 620 and 183 intersection was temporarily a four way stop. We start through the intersection, and here comes this lady barreling in, running the stop sign. My wife and I hear, "you need to wait your fucking turn, bitch!!" Worst stare down from the Mrs. in 33 years.

CHIEF

chief jr said that?

#43867
4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

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I bet an analrapist drives that.

At least that what The Man Inside Me suggests. 

#43869
1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

You blowhard!

I guess I prematurely shot my wad with that joke on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will.

Im afraid I’ve made a mess of this thread.

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#43872
78K likes, 2,633 comments - zoo_animals77 on November 3, 2025: "This mom's day at the zoo took a WILD turn! You won't believe what happened with the gorillas! 🤣 #ZooChaos #MomLife #KidsGoneWild #GorillaTag".

 

 

#43874
10 hours ago, speed817 said:
78K likes, 2,633 comments - zoo_animals77 on November 3, 2025: "This mom's day at the zoo took a WILD turn! You won't believe what happened with the gorillas! 🤣 #ZooChaos #MomLife #KidsGoneWild #GorillaTag".

 

 


You usually have to pay extra for that 

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#43875
The Thiccest Six 😂😂😂

 

#43881

Still cleaning out my folks’ house. Dad had several of these in an old box of stuff. Guess this was a viral “that’s just wrong” meme of the 60s-70s era:

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#43882
10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Still cleaning out my folks’ house. Dad had several of these in an old box of stuff. Guess this was a viral “that’s just wrong” meme of the 60s-70s era:

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The author left a few boxes unchecked, though I'm sure that's at least partly a reflection of its specific era of creation. 

#43883
The author left a few boxes unchecked, though I'm sure that's at least partly a reflection of its specific era of creation. 

Yeah….dont know how the dirty Dagos skated by.
#43892
So here is the reason I’m in Utah. I decided to offer a free clinic to the best young shooters in the state as a truce to try and mend my relationship with Utah fans. Here are the best shooters the state had to offer....

 

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#43894
How fitting that we are playing the jazz and it just happens to be International Women's Day....

 

Terrible game but I gotta give credit whenever it's due. The jazz have the worst uniforms in the NBA.

 

I'd like 2 apologize Jazz fans that were offended by my tweets. If I knew u guys had internet in Utah I would've never made those tweets.

 

Alright cmon boys let’s do this tonight. Send these guys home down 2-0. I’m tired of them using our internet. #clutchcity

 

My heart goes out to the Utah Jazz fans. I don’t know what it’s like to blow a 3-1 lead in a playoff series but I imagine it is heartbreaking. 😂😂😂

 

Hey I just saw my previous tweet and I accidentally used the wrong emoji. I’m new to the emoji game. I meant to use this one 😢 not this one 😂. My bad Jazz fans. 🖕🏿

 

If the Rockets lose tonight I will not only apologize to all the Jazz fans I’ll also make my return back to Salt Lake Shitty & hold a free Mad Max basketball clinic for all my fans. But if the Rockets win Utah must release Donovan Mitchell & allow him to play for a real city

 

I’m not sure why I’m getting so much heat from OKC fans. I think it’s a great city. They have a great Walmart and the VHS section of their Blockbuster always has a nice selection. People in Utah would die to have those things. #begrateful.

 

#43895

Speaking of Mad Max

135K likes, 3,066 comments - allthesmoke on August 1, 2025: "𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐄’𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐒: 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟏𝟏

Hakeem Olajuwon damn near killed Mad Max in the Houston Rockets locker room 💀

ALL THE SMOKE’s legendary episode with @VernmonMaxwell11 is available on our YouTube!".

 

 

#43900

It's not the price of housing or student loans that's ruining a generation, it's those pesky OF fees.

Back in my day, you had to wait minutes for the picture to download and render, line by line, but at least it was FREE!

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