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#44001
On 11/21/2025 at 7:02 AM, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

 

On 11/21/2025 at 10:32 PM, LTbear said:

Are they working the muscles for their new double ended dildo or what's going on here 

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#44003
11 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

Was that a kid, dwarf or manlet? Need to gage my laughter

guage

and which one would preclude your laughter?

#44004
9 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

 

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what an image.  I saw that movie for the first time in college high as fuck.  it was an experience to say the least. 

#44013
12 hours ago, futureman said:

what an image.  I saw that movie for the first time in college high as fuck.  it was an experience to say the least. 

What movie is it

#44014
1 hour ago, Al Czervik said:

 

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I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!

6 minutes ago, LTbear said:

What movie is it

Requiem for a Dream

#44016
19 hours ago, futureman said:

what an image.  I saw that movie for the first time in college high as fuck.  it was an experience to say the least. 

I also saw that movie on a random Saturday at UT.

Buddy’s newish GF comes over.

She had brought her favorite movie to watch.

I hadn’t seen it and me + other roommate didn’t have any real plans.

So all 4 of us watch the thing.

After it ended, I just looked at other roommate and we both look at her as she was grinning ear to ear. 

Her: What did you think?

Me: I think I’m going to have nightmares…

Her: Hahahaha. You’re funny.

My buddy who’s dating her was just kind of staring at her in quiet disbelief.

He went on to date this girl on and off for a while. She was obviously working through some major issues.

But according to my buddy, she was every bit of the stereotype of daddy / parental issues (she was adopted) and wild in the sack. 
We were sophomores and she was like taking a grad level class of crazy. My buddy was sometimes kind of shook after a weekend of amorous activities. In 2003, choking, butt stuff, and tears was not as pervasive as it is today. And BDSM (even if lightish) is a lot for a 19-20 year old kid. 

His eventual wife ended up being the complete opposite. Stable family. Sweet. Vanilla. And I know exactly why. 

That is all.

Thank for your attention in this matter.

#44020
5 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

But according to my buddy, she was every bit of the stereotype of daddy / parental issues (she was adopted) and wild in the sack. 
We were sophomores and she was like taking a grad level class of crazy. My buddy was sometimes kind of shook after a weekend of amorous activities. In 2003, choking, butt stuff, and tears was not as pervasive as it is today. And BDSM (even if lightish) is a lot for a 19-20 year old kid. 

5 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

His eventual wife ended up being the complete opposite. Stable family. Sweet. Vanilla. And I know exactly why. 

That is all.

Thank for your attention in this matter.

I didn’t know we were buddies in real life.  
 

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#44026
This baby is getting Six Flags on a Dollar Store budget. I respect the creativity. I'm sending this to my dad and telling him that he failed me as a parent. :)

 

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#44029
17 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

That’s the dumbest thing I have seen today. 

Just logging on eh?

#44030
2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

That’s the dumbest thing I have seen today. 

Obviously you haven't visited the Sark thread yet.

#44032
14 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

That video’s gonna come back to haunt him when he runs for California governor. 

#44033
5 hours ago, Superhero said:

That video’s gonna come back to haunt him when he runs for California governor. 

works for PM of Canada

#44035
8 hours ago, Superhero said:

That video’s gonna come back to haunt him when he runs for California governor. 

He'll die of cancer before he can launch his campaign. 

#44038

My first grade teacher Ms.  Shapiro was the one that did it for me.

Back in 1965, Candid Camera recorded two schoolboys’ reactions when they were introduced to an attractive new teacherEvery kid in middle school had that "one" hot teacher and I bet you still remember her name

 

#44039
2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

My first grade teacher Ms.  Shapiro was the one that did it for me.

Back in 1965, Candid Camera recorded two schoolboys’ reactions when they were introduced to an attractive new teacherEvery kid in middle school had that "one" hot teacher and I bet you still remember her name

 

St Ignatuis Martyr 3rd grade, Mrs. Linda Jackson. 

#44040

I won't give her name in order to protect the guilty, but she was a vivacious, cute, thin young blonde. I was pretty stoked when we made out on my last day in high school. 

#44041
1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

My first grade teacher Ms.  Shapiro was the one that did it for me.

Back in 1965, Candid Camera recorded two schoolboys’ reactions when they were introduced to an attractive new teacherEvery kid in middle school had that "one" hot teacher and I bet you still remember her name

 

7th grade, Brenham Jr. High, Ms. Zuma.  She was proof that God exists and knows how to obliterate junior high boys' minds.

#44042
31 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

I won't give her name in order to protect the guilty, but she was a vivacious, cute, thin young blonde. I was pretty stoked when we made out on my last day in high school. 

 

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#44043
34 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

I won't give her name in order to protect the guilty, but she was a vivacious, cute, thin young blonde. I was pretty stoked when we made out on my last day in high school. 

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#44046
2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

My first grade teacher Ms.  Shapiro was the one that did it for me.

Back in 1965, Candid Camera recorded two schoolboys’ reactions when they were introduced to an attractive new teacherEvery kid in middle school had that "one" hot teacher and I bet you still remember her name

 

Mrs. Blanton, Freshman Social Studies. Smokin' hot lil' cajun chick married to a rich guy 20 years older than her. We all knew what was up.

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#44049
9 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

My first grade teacher Ms.  Shapiro was the one that did it for me.

Back in 1965, Candid Camera recorded two schoolboys’ reactions when they were introduced to an attractive new teacherEvery kid in middle school had that "one" hot teacher and I bet you still remember her name

 

7th grade, Mrs. Clifton. I'll never forget.

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