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#44158
1 hour ago, futureman said:

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to infinity and beyond!

 My SIL is a paramedic. They are never surprised at the things stuck up rectums. They have entire forums dedicated to it. 

#44159
58 minutes ago, nnm said:

 My SIL is a paramedic. They are never surprised at the things stuck up rectums. They have entire forums dedicated to it. 

My buddy is a proctologist. He is often on call when we go out, but his typical response to a butt emergency is "let the batteries run out, and then we can talk about getting it out." 

#44160
39 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

My buddy is a proctologist. He is often on call when we go out, but his typical response to a butt emergency is "let the batteries run out, and then we can talk about getting it out." 

proctologist is not a specialty

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3 hours ago, futureman said:

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to infinity and beyond!

There are a surprising amount of gifs for this situation.

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#44164
2 hours ago, nnm said:

 My SIL is a paramedic. They are never surprised at the things stuck up rectums. They have entire forums dedicated to it. 

Link?

#44167

what do you think the medical school application essays for aspiring proctologists are like?

 

”my dear grandparents and i were very close. when i was a young child, they became terminally ill from having lodged large foreign objects up their rectums. it then became my mission in life to restore people’s anal health and function, and save lives like theirs”

#44176
5 hours ago, markstanco said:

Most of Surly midway through the 3rd quarter of a Texas night game:

 

Most of that sub belongs in the holy shit thread 

#44177
37 minutes ago, B00M said:

Most of that sub belongs in the holy shit thread 

Correct, and it is a good one.  Fairly new I think. 

#44186
On 12/10/2025 at 9:03 AM, Post Oak said:

 

 

Conan replied with an address, and "tell Bateman to make it look like a robbery."

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#44188
11 hours ago, miguelito said:

Conan replied with an address, and "tell Bateman to make it look like a robbery."

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