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#44202
6 hours ago, Rudiger said:

Steve Brule Wink GIF by MOODMAN

I literally am an idiot or I'm missing an inside joke. I have no clue. 

3 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

No really, who the fuck is that? I am over 50. 

I'm under 40 and also have no clue 

#44205
5 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I had to look her up too. Apparently it's some young lady who made blow job videos a long time ago. 

Is that the "gotta spit on it / hawk tua" girl?  If so, she's so 9 months ago."

#44206

it's long but worth every minute

close your eyes, and you can SEE the Simpsons characters doing the lines

 

#44217
On 12/13/2025 at 12:21 AM, LTbear said:

Who the fuck is this 

 

16 hours ago, LTbear said:

I literally am an idiot or I'm missing an inside joke. I have no clue. 

I'm under 40 and also have no clue 

she was big on limewire in the late 90s

#44218
17 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I had to look her up too. Apparently it's some young lady who made blow job videos a long time ago. 

She didn't just "make" blow job videos.   She made "the" blow job videos.   

She's a very special lady.  

#44219
19 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I had to look her up too. Apparently it's some young lady who made blow job videos a long time ago. 

how about a name for us old guys?

#44220
16 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

how about a name for us old guys?

I don't remember. I was on a plane at the time I figured it out and therefore didn't fully investigate, nor did I care enough to remember her name for later. 

Based on all the breathlessness and superlatives from everyone who recognizes her, maybe one of them should start a new thread elsewhere. 

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#44226
Would love to see one of these around my neighborhood. 
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A for effort. I have to mention that the house would have been awesome for a “Lethal Weapon” theme as well. A other Christmas movie.
#44228
3 hours ago, General Specific said:


A for effort. I have to mention that the house would have been awesome for a “Lethal Weapon” theme as well. A other Christmas movie.

I’m getting too old for this shit. 

#44229
3 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I’m getting too old for this shit. 

Danny Glover was only 40-41 yo during filming of Lethal Weapon.

#44230
7 hours ago, General Specific said:


A for effort. I have to mention that the house would have been awesome for a “Lethal Weapon” theme as well. A other Christmas movie.

The Last Boy Scout.

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#44233
On 12/12/2025 at 8:03 PM, 'stache said:

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On 12/13/2025 at 12:21 AM, LTbear said:

Who the fuck is this 

The OG Throat GOAT

#44236
20 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

She is (was?) a national fucking treasure.

Allow me to sour your thoughts on her.  She looks like asswater now.

 

#44239
15 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Would love to see one of these around my neighborhood. 

May be an image of lighting and text that says 'YIPPEE YIPPEEKIYAY KI YAY MOTHER MOTHERF***ER F** F***ER NAKATOMI NAKATOMIPLAZ PLAZA NOW HAVE A AMACHINE GUN HO-Ho-HO BOUIC B'

Wearing shoes is an obvious miss here.

#44240
21 hours ago, Macanudo said:

She didn't just "make" blow job videos.   She made "the" blow job videos.   

She's a very special lady.  

During the file-share era her videos were by far the most popular files available for download and worth the 30-45 minutes they took to download through dialup connections. She is truly special for our generation. 

#44245
33 minutes ago, Foosters said:

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Am I the only one who sees this as obviously AI?

Lowe's doesn't sell a 12 foot tall inflatable John McClain?

They should.

#44246

Heather would have made millions on OF. Timing matters I guess.

 

The research is worth it for those not in the know. 

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