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#2703
8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

reincarnation is real. 

andre the giant cow

 

 

 

 

Is Jack doing a follow up to the Mini Sirloin Burger?

 

 

#2711
43 minutes ago, 1978horn said:

 

 

First mortgage I ever did the title company made me come back and put my middle initial in every signature because I was listed as Incredulity X Painintheass on the documents.

Even though my license signature nor anything else I had ever signed in my life had the middle initial.

#2717

I assume that was a raccoon?  Pretty baller of her to pick it up and toss its ass haha.

#2719
5 minutes ago, Jhawk said:

I assume that was a raccoon?  Pretty baller of her to pick it up and toss its ass haha.

yeah, but she got the rabies now

#2720
8 minutes ago, davidg said:

yeah, but she got the rabies now

Meh...I've fucked worse...

#2723
1 hour ago, davidg said:

yeah, but she got the rabies now

I know of an essential oil that will take care of those. 

#2726
3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

First mortgage I ever did the title company made me come back and put my middle initial in every signature because I was listed as Incredulity X Painintheass on the documents.

Even though my license signature nor anything else I had ever signed in my life had the middle initial.

I read the last name as “Paint The Ass” and thought “wow Ellis Island really screwed them.”

#2728
4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

First mortgage I ever did the title company made me come back and put my middle initial in every signature because I was listed as Incredulity X Painintheass on the documents.

Even though my license signature nor anything else I had ever signed in my life had the middle initial.

My dad transferred me money for my first house until I could secure a legit loan, so I just wrote a personal check for the house.

My bank wouldn't cash the check because the signatures didn't match what they had on file.....It was a bank account that my dad set up for me when I was 7 & they never updated my signature.  It was probably in crayon.

CSB.

#2730
10 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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He has his hand right where the dog just pooped from. Eeewwww...

#2743

/noCR

 

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https://www.firstpost.com/india/argentinian-channel-cronica-tv-issues-bizarre-welcome-to-narendra-modi-claims-apu-arrived-as-pm-arrives-in-buenos-aires-5650301.html

 

 

The news channel decided to display the image of the character Apu from The Simpsons with the caption "Apu Arrived" as Prime Minister Narendra Modi arrived in Buenos Aires for the G20 Summit.

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