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#3307
On 1/4/2019 at 12:06 AM, Brisketexan said:


All that tells me is that José likes to party.

Ruh, roh:  

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He didn't do too well on the "disrespectful" part either.

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#3308
10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

SurlyBDR has an odd sense of humor.

This is correct

But also, what is it that isn't funny about this?

 

Did you cry?? 

#3310
On 12/31/2018 at 11:27 PM, honolulu horn said:

Dee Dee Megadoodoo is probably the greatest thing ever said on television.

Uh, no.

 

 

#3312
53 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

I didnt know everyone was all up in their feels about a chick bonking her noggin 

 

Mi scusi

Fuck that.  It wasn't funny until she completely stopped holding onto the pole and gravity took over.  When you let go with both arms and legs you might not stay on the pole.

#3314

Reddit is the 14yo kid who's wit gets the lulz of his Fortnite clan. Twitter is that same kid but when he's 22, unemployed, and pretending to be the cool black kid he knew in HS. 

#3315
28 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Reddit is the 14yo kid who's wit gets the lulz of his Fortnite clan. Twitter is that same kid but when he's 22, unemployed, and pretending to be the cool black kid he knew in HS. 

So what's that make surly? 

#3330
Our Australian mate Jeremy in heaps of trouble... starts at 0:40 sec.
 
Props to the other 2 guys who powered through it as their friend puked off camera.
#3331
3 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

With a 4, but told all his friends she was a 10.

She lives in Canada.

You wouldn't know her. It was a girl at summer camp. 

#3332
36 minutes ago, Parliament said:
1 hour ago, Netzer said:
Our Australian mate Jeremy in heaps of trouble... starts at 0:40 sec.
 

Props to the other 2 guys who powered through it as their friend puked off camera.

The show must go on!!

I completely lost it to the noise of him retching off camera.  "Poor bastard".  LOL

#3333
13 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Reddit is the 14yo kid who's wit gets the lulz of his Fortnite clan. Twitter is that same kid but when he's 22, unemployed, and pretending to be the cool black kid he knew in HS. 

My son is a big Fortnite and reddit guy.  Nailed it.

#3340
3 hours ago, Netzer said:

Our Australian mate Jeremy in heaps of trouble... starts at 0:40 sec.

 

“It’s radiofuckinactive but go for it.”

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