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#6352
2 hours ago, You don't know me said:

LOL...  "STOP... PLEASE".  That's when they should have juiced him again just for good measure.  Actually, they should have kept hitting him with it until he cried.

They should have hit him again for wearing Vibram Five Fingers in public.

#6353

This is what happens when a man has no dick and allows his wife to name the kids based on facebook posts she reads.  Have a dick dad, have a dick.

#6356
4 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Moon, Dweezil, & Ahmet laugh at those suburban squares.

I still say he should have gone with "Phi Kappa".

#6361
9 hours ago, crash_davis said:

and white people used to make fun of black kid's names.   

you sure you wanna play that game?

#6366
14 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

 

 

 

First name:  Leeeerrrrooyyyy

Last name: Jenkins

Edited by davidg

#6367
17 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

This is what happens when a man has no dick and allows his wife to name the kids based on facebook posts she reads.  Have a dick dad, have a dick.

They’re not his kids.

#6371
On 8/9/2019 at 2:10 PM, Armybrat said:

One would think that is a carryon item instead of checked baggage. Never know when an emergency situation might arise.

Unclaimed package, imo.

#6373
On 8/8/2019 at 2:29 PM, crash_davis said:

 

 

Same damn thing happened to me two weeks ago in a hotel parking lot. Some other person had the exact same anonymous grey import sedan rental car that I did, parked 2 spaces away. I spent about 5 minutes trying to get into his car before I figured it out. No chirp on the remote unlock, just lights flashing. 

#6374
21 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Bullshit.  No way that is real, that millennial poser would have been more focused on his phone than weiner

A little too focused if you ask me

#6377
38 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Not really LOL but it’s a TxStater Texas Stating.
 

That water is so cold but feels so good on days like today

#6380
49 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

That water is so cold but feels so good on days like today

is it colder than barton springs?

#6383
7 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Bullshit.  No way that is real, that millennial poser would have been more focused on his phone than weiner

The reactions in the background do look premeditated and fake.

#6391
1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

What makes you think I've had too much to drink?

 

 

Everybody on Shaggy 2014-2016 on saturday evenings. 

#6394
2 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

What makes you think I've had too much to drink?

 

 

Nice to see Johnny Football stays busy in between shooting insurance commercials. 

#6396
1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Everybody on Shaggy 2014-2016 on saturday evenings. 

Those were good times!

#6397
11 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

 

If an old man walks out with knee braces and his shirt tucked in to his shorts just walk away because you're about to catch the smoke

#6398
1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Barton Springs averages 68f year round.

Nope.  That's fake news.  Summer temps range from 70.6 F to 74.9 F depending on location.  USGS measurements at the coolest spot in the pool (summer readings) were consistently 70.5 F.

#6399

Coolest spot in the pool?  That's tough to find considering how much piss is in there.  

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