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#6751
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

america, fuck yea!!!  this is at a buffet restaurant, in case you didn't know by the size of the clientele.

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/czer41/supersized_fight_at_the_buffet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

I have no idea what they were fighting about, but buffet restaurants are going to be the death of a large swath of this country.

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#6752
20 hours ago, Spaulding Smails said:

When I was on the 40 acres, I had a good buddy who would drop his pants to his ankles and pull his shirt up under his chin every time he took a leak at the urinal at DKR.  Like a 6'4" toddler.  One of the funniest damn things.  Never got old.  

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#6754
50 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I have no idea what they were fighting about, but buffet restaurants are going to be the death of a large swath of this country.

Nothing of value will be lost.

#6756
1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

I have no idea what they were fighting about, but buffet restaurants are going to be the death of a large swath of this country.

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#6760
I have no idea what they were fighting about, but buffet restaurants are going to be the death of a large swath of this country.

That video needs to be the starter post for a ‘Post a pic/vid that just makes you fucking Sad’ thread.

#6765
On 9/4/2019 at 1:17 PM, Sbbruin said:

I have no idea what they were fighting about, but buffet restaurants are going to be the death of a large swath of this country.

We can only hope

#6766
2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Is this the right thread for this?

 

No, this is the lol thread, not the thread about idiots spending hundreds of dollars on a drone to TP a house and think it was revolutionary. A blind crippled kid could have done a better job.

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#6767
2 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

No, this is the lol thread, not the thread about idiots spending hundreds of dollars on a drone to TP a house and think it was revolutionary. A blind crippled kid could have done a better job.

Haha! Okay, sorry. It made me a little nostalgic since I was up in a tree once trying to rescue an errant roll. (yeah, well, I throw like a girl cause I am one). The rest of the slumber party crew was trying to direct me in the dark since I couldn't see and we ended up laughing so hard I almost fell out of the tree. Fun times.

#6772
13 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Is this the right thread for this?

 

Obligatory humans do it better:

 

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#6775
6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

I still don't understand the context.  Yeah, she really hurt her leg, I get it.  It looks like she was running at the person holding the camera in rage, not humor, nor showing off flexibility.  And the person holding the phone expresses nothing it seems.  And the small group, which seems to have been walking with her just a moment earlier, is completely non phased by her kick rage.  What happened here?  What's the background?  

#6777
39 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I still don't understand the context.  Yeah, she really hurt her leg, I get it.  It looks like she was running at the person holding the camera in rage, not humor, nor showing off flexibility.  And the person holding the phone expresses nothing it seems.  And the small group, which seems to have been walking with her just a moment earlier, is completely non phased by her kick rage.  What happened here?  What's the background?  

Meth.

#6778
2 hours ago, Lobo said:

I still don't understand the context.  Yeah, she really hurt her leg, I get it.  It looks like she was running at the person holding the camera in rage, not humor, nor showing off flexibility.  And the person holding the phone expresses nothing it seems.  And the small group, which seems to have been walking with her just a moment earlier, is completely non phased by her kick rage.  What happened here?  What's the background?  

I get you.  I watched about 40 times and still have no idea wtf she was even trying to do.

#6779
3 hours ago, Lobo said:

I still don't understand the context.  Yeah, she really hurt her leg, I get it.  It looks like she was running at the person holding the camera in rage, not humor, nor showing off flexibility.  And the person holding the phone expresses nothing it seems.  And the small group, which seems to have been walking with her just a moment earlier, is completely non phased by her kick rage.  What happened here?  What's the background?  

Have you ever been around teenage girls?  They do random idiotic stuff like this ALL THE TIME. Having raised two girls through dance teams into adulthood, I can’t count the number of random injuries from general knuckleheadedness. My daughter who was on dance teams through college had more concussions than my triple sport letterman son, including football. 

#6781

Concussions? Maybe that explains dance team girls proclivity for sucking dick? God, it was easy to get in their pants.

#6783
2 hours ago, nnm said:

Have you ever been around teenage girls?  They do random idiotic stuff like this ALL THE TIME. Having raised two girls through dance teams into adulthood, I can’t count the number of random injuries from general knuckleheadedness. My daughter who was on dance teams through college had more concussions than my triple sport letterman son, including football. 

what does your daughter look like? got any pics?

#6785
3 hours ago, futureman said:

what does your daughter look like? got any pics?

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#6789
2 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Is that only a blown ACL?  Damn, that leg bent pretty good, I'm thinking that could be a broken humorous

this joke is bad and you should feel bad. 

#6791
23 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

 

i kept waiting for the dog to mount the goat.  I am disappoint

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