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"Shut up.  Don't tell me how to drive."  That last comment got me.

Sometimes you just gotta scratch your truck nuts.

32 minutes ago, Loco said:

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I could watch her go down all day.

21 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:

 

Now I know what Joey Chitwood has been up to. 

10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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got any of the two on the right nude? uh, asking for a friend

On 5/19/2018 at 2:09 PM, Parliament said:

Lower left- David Lee Roth in drag?

On 5/19/2018 at 11:28 AM, Loco said:

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Seems like a poor choice of footwear.  But I'm guessing her life has been full of poor choices to end up in that situation.

the jet of water from the carwash at the end cracks me up everytime...

19 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

I'm assuming the asphalt pavement to the left is the designated bike path for all other cyclist.

2 hours ago, DeathTongue said:
3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

 

Boop?

3 hours ago, McCroskey said:

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Jake’s newsletter would intrigue me

47 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Yeah I could watch these all day......

The one at the 4 min mark might be my favorite and the commentary is great on all of them. 

 

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On 5/19/2018 at 11:28 AM, Loco said:

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Despite not having seen her face after the fall, I can confidently say I still would.

 

1 hour ago, JimmyHoffa said:

Yeah I could watch these all day......

The one at the 4 min mark might be my favorite and the commentary is great on all of them. 

 

The one at 5:07 might have been my favorite. Why the fuck would you back your truck that far in to launch a freaking Jet Ski? lulz.

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Monkeys fucking with dudes is funny; but that fucker that took a running start and about a 3 yard leap to knock the fuck out of that old lady needs to be shot on sight.

One of the things we got the wife for Ma's Day were a pair of weight/training gloves, she's taking a crossfit class.  So today she opens the clear plastic and pulls these out:

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I guess the problem is that the executive in charge of packing is making $125/hr.  and he's obviously disgruntled at his low salary for such a complex occupation.  I wrote Amazon and said he needs to be paid more.

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