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#8504
17 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

He's gonna be upset when that ship lands and she's stopped at Mars customs and her neck opens up to reveal Quaid, and they're delayed several hours.  

#8506
13 hours ago, woohorn said:

Maybe more holy shit doh...

 

I'm legitimately curious if he's actually dead. That looks like it very well could have collapsed something inside that might kill him.

#8507
22 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I am confused.

 

22 hours ago, Lobo said:

Isn't he just putting some spices on some otherwise odd looking pieces of raw chicken before cooking?  What's the big deal?  

Or are those white people like my in-laws and the only thing you put on chicken is salt, then cook it, then salt it to death again.  And then maybe some ketchup on the side for dipping?  

 

Jfc.

 

#8508
I'm legitimately curious if he's actually dead. That looks like it very well could have collapsed something inside that might kill him.
It's all fake you know. Carefully choreographed so that no one gets hurt.
#8509
1 hour ago, GotThatFire said:

 

Jfc.

 

JFC, what?  I honestly can't tell what he's doing.  It looks like he's pouring spices onto weird cuts of chicken.  What are we missing here?  

#8510

It's one of the oldest jokes black folk make about us whiteys. Our food is bland. We don't use and/or can't handle properly spiced food. They're not wrong once you get outside of Texas or Louisiana. 

#8511

I dunno, got that fire is either telling us he can't believe how much salt my in-laws consume on otherwise good food or he's saying he thinks we're insane because we can't see the travesty that is occurring on that cooking video.  I'll be the first to admit, I miss a lot on internet videos...I just don't see the little things that some do on those youtube uploads.  

#8515
1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I dunno, got that fire is either telling us he can't believe how much salt my in-laws consume on otherwise good food or he's saying he thinks we're insane because we can't see the travesty that is occurring on that cooking video.  I'll be the first to admit, I miss a lot on internet videos...I just don't see the little things that some do on those youtube uploads.  

Jfc

#8516

You people can't tell that it's "fake"? The Whites are not reacting to the Black guy putting spices on the meat. Lol. Whoever made that clip took a clip of a White family reacting to something, some reaction video, then put it next to the Black guy spicing his meat, as a joke. Because it's "funny". Unless the races were reversed, then you'd call it "racist".

#8519
8 hours ago, Lobo said:

He's gonna be upset when that ship lands and she's stopped at Mars customs and her neck opens up to reveal Quaid, and they're delayed several hours.  

I knew the immigration guy.  He was a Marine that worked in Public Affairs and was in a few movies as an extra, including JFK.  CSB

#8520
3 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

You people can't tell that it's "fake"? The Whites are not reacting to the Black guy putting spices on the meat. Lol. Whoever made that clip took a clip of a White family reacting to something, some reaction video, then put it next to the Black guy spicing his meat, as a joke. Because it's "funny". Unless the races were reversed, then you'd call it "racist".

I guess we also just didn’t give a shit because we know too

many white people with bad cooking tastes.  

#8522
3 hours ago, Lobo said:

I guess we also just didn’t give a shit because we know too

many white people with bad cooking tastes.  

See the Vic Food thread.  Don’t limit this to whitey.

#8526
50 minutes ago, zork said:

boop:

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My brother used to do that to me and fart. Asshole. 

#8532
1 hour ago, zork said:

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the flail as gravity wins slays me

What slays me is even if the wall was closer, the raccoon would have smacked right into it. 

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

#8534
8 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

What slays me is even if the wall was closer, the raccoon would have smacked right into it. 

The mind was willing, the body was soft and spongy.

#8535
On 12/27/2019 at 9:19 AM, Lobo said:

He's gonna be upset when that ship lands and she's stopped at Mars customs and her neck opens up to reveal Quaid, and they're delayed several hours.  

Two weeks. 

#8536
2 hours ago, RPM said:

The mind was willing, the body was soft and spongy.

The final, desperate reach with the right paw is a fitting end. 

Edited by ImissWallyPryor
Is a raccoon foot called a paw?

#8541
On 12/27/2019 at 2:17 PM, SquishMitten said:

It's one of the oldest jokes black folk make about us whiteys. Our food is bland. We don't use and/or can't handle properly spiced food. They're not wrong once you get outside of Texas or Louisiana. 

I've never understood that joke as soul food is generally the blandest food I have ever eaten. Its just salty and fatty. Dot's and Gene's in Austin were prime examples. Some of their dishes were great but none of them were spicy.  Is there any African-American dish that is remotely spicy? 

#8543
7 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

I've never understood that joke as soul food is generally the blandest food I have ever eaten. Its just salty and fatty. Dot's and Gene's in Austin were prime examples. Some of their dishes were great but none of them were spicy.  Is there any African-American dish that is remotely spicy? 

You in the wrong thread, bro.  Unpopular opinions thread is that way ----------------> 

#8549
6 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

Belongs in the Holy Shit thread.

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