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#12154
 

That is some funny shit. Is there anything funnier than when someone gets lit up with a taser?
#12155
8 hours ago, Hate said:


That is some funny shit. Is there anything funnier than when someone gets lit up with a taser?

Not much!  I have watched hours of taser videos on YT.  Never not funny. 

#12156
19 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

again... european cop, by himself, being assaulted by 2 people and manages to take them both down with a judo chop and taser  and calmly calls for backup.

say what now?

#12157
2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Not much!  I have watched hours of taser videos on YT.  Never not funny. 

Old overweight white women are the bestest.

#12159
10 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Gravity FTW

Attitude is the cherry on top.

#12164

Great ass, fairly athletic, and obviously likes to party.  Would.  

#12166
4 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

 

For those of us over 45 years old:  Who got pissed AF when the cops pulled you over in HS and they poured out all your beer? 

 

Today you lose your license, get a $100,000 fine and serve 30 years in prison for possessing beer as a minor I think. 

#12167
4 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Today you lose your license, get a $100,000 fine and serve 30 years in prison for possessing beer as a minor I think. 

none of this true. 

#12171
41 minutes ago, Underdog said:

NSIAP...

 

Since her skirt didn’t fly up to show off her ass, let me judge her idiocy.  Who puts an infant right there at a driving range?

#12172
56 minutes ago, Underdog said:

NSIAP...

 

Yeah fuck those people. Bringing a screaming baby in a car seat to a driving range just so you can get you insta likes up would make me ragey. The course is my place to get away from that shit and those people.

#12174
28 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Since her skirt didn’t fly up to show off her ass, let me judge her idiocy.  Who puts an infant right there at a driving range?

No shit. Anyone who has played with a shitty golfer has probably seen someone whiff (like she did) then smack the ball in their backswing. Took a shot like that in my thigh at Top Golf once. That'd easily shatter a babies face.

 

7 minutes ago, BayouBill said:

The course is my place to get away from that shit and those people.

And this, of course.

#12175
2 hours ago, markstanco said:

For those of us over 45 years old:  Who got pissed AF when the cops pulled you over in HS and they poured out all your beer? 

 

Today you lose your license, get a $100,000 fine and serve 30 years in prison for possessing beer as a minor I think. 

In Saudi Arabia, maybe.

#12182

I have a male boxer that looks just like that, but he's a big pussy and I doubt he'd get within 50 yards of the ocean.

#12189
36 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Substitute a chocolate lab for that boxer and it's my story.

No shit.  Sub a Shepherd mix for your your lab and it's my story, too.  Except he was throwing up and having explosive diarrhea at the same time.  Real fun.

#12190
37 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

No shit.  Sub a Shepherd mix for your your lab and it's my story, too.  Except he was throwing up and having explosive diarrhea at the same time.  Real fun.

It was both ends on my lab as well, but it didn't start until he got in the back of the truck.  I think he also decided to roll around on a dead fish that trip for good measure.

#12193
19 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

Makes $20,000 per month. Still can’t afford to have signs printed 🧐

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Prostitutes making 20k a month aint got no time to go to Kinkos 

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