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2 hours ago, LABEVO said:

Title: just checked into my hotel room. Hope I have as much fun as prior occupants  

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someone had sex in that hotel room? gross. I’d ask for a refund. 

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Title: just checked into my hotel room. Hope I have as much fun as prior occupants  
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Those are some large hand prints. You may have gotten the gay butt rape room. Watch your cornhole, bud.
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Clown car.

 

Mongolian clown training school?

Clown car.
 

Circus clowns are like “how’d they do that”.

Anyone know what circus clowns are thinking about that video?

Wtf? Rich old has-been should just be enjoying her $500 million fortune instead of trying to do the lookatme schtick.

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10 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Clown car.

 

More like Sardinia than Mongolia. 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll show myself out.

5 hours ago, Cement said:

 

Google says her net worth is $590M.

Can I get me some of that Patriarchy Boot!?

6 hours ago, Cement said:

 

Probably what happened was some waiter served her Impossible burger on a full-gluten bun, not gluten-free.

words to live by.  

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6 hours ago, Cement said:

 

Where the hell did you/they find those?  I can't believe that's the same guy that brought us Sesame Street.  It starts out with some innocent horseplay in the tree, escalates to full-on handgun homicide, and then somehow a creature with no thumbs fashions together an IED?  My god, Kermit's back-story is dark.  Really looking forward to that HBO prequel.  

25 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Where the hell did you/they find those?  I can't believe that's the same guy that brought us Sesame Street.  It starts out with some innocent horseplay in the tree, escalates to full-on handgun homicide, and then somehow a creature with no thumbs fashions together an IED?  My god, Kermit's back-story is dark.  Really looking forward to that HBO prequel.  

That was just a short clip - here's a bunch more - 14 minutes worth of homicidal and tortuous glory perpetrated by Kermit.

I think my favorites are the electrocution at 4:00 and Kermit cutting the other guy's throat at 11:20.

Also there's this:

 

8 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Wtf? Rich old has-been should just be enjoying her $500 million fortune instead of trying to do the lookatme schtick.

Papa don’t preach.

10 hours ago, futureman said:

 

That's Owen Wilson. 

 

No seriously. 

9 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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This reminds me of when I worked as a stock guy at Express and one of the girls would always ask me to hold the ladder while she dressed a mannequin or moved merchandise around. She always wore the short skirts and thong. It was a great job. 

No we didn't bang because I was a shy and awkward dude at that time. Knowing what I know now,  it would had been a good time for sure. 

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15 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

This reminds me of when I worked as a stock guy at Express and one of the girls would always ask me to hold the ladder while she dressed a mannequin or moved merchandise around. She always wore the short skirts and thong. It was a great job. 

No we didn't bang because I was a shy and awkward dude at that time. Knowing what I know now,  it would had been a good time for sure. 

User name checks out.

13 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

User name checks out.

nice work. 

This reminds me of when I worked as a stock guy at Express and one of the girls would always ask me to hold the ladder while she dressed a mannequin or moved merchandise around. She always wore the short skirts and thong. It was a great job. 
No we didn't bang because I was a shy and awkward dude at that time. Knowing what I know now,  it would had been a good time for sure. 

Funny, I had the same story while at UT except I tossed my keys between her legs and said “oops I dropped my keys, can you bend over and pick them up for me”

We banged that weekend. My lil VC... (she was Vietnamese with great tits)
On 2/20/2021 at 12:59 PM, Cement said:

 

So this morning, Disney+/ABC announces a new set of disclaimers that will precede every episode of the old "The Muppet Show" on their streaming services.  

“This program includes negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people or cultures. These stereotypes were wrong then and are wrong now. Rather than remove this content, we want to acknowledge its harmful impact, learn from it and spark conversation to create a more inclusive future together,” the disclaimer states. "Disney is committed to creating stories with inspirational and aspirational themes that reflect the rich diversity of the human experience around the globe."  

I saw it on some morning news show about an hour ago and started laughing.  My wife wondered why that was funny to me.  I had to tell her basically, "They're worried about a few racial stereotypes from 40 years ago...but there was an entire ad campaign for coffee where the early version of Kermit just straight up murders people in cold blood for not being brand loyal."  

Fuck the disclaimer, Jim Henson got his start making snuff films.  

On 2/20/2021 at 6:45 AM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Clown car.

 

How many Mongolian kids can you fit on a school bus?

The answer is always "one more".

6 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

How many Mongolian kids can you fit on a school bus?

The answer is always "one more".

I'm disappointed by the lack of "South Austin's Mom's vagina" references in this thread.

Her vagina only spat out one Mongol.  

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