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That car is probably totaled.

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5 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 

 


Funny because she’s ok

 

I could watch this for an hour straight.

On 2/21/2021 at 8:00 PM, Cement said:

 

Can't stop laughing at this 

5 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Funny because she’s ok

how do you know that?

15 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 

 


Funny because she’s ok

 

Cow tipping with your car seems like a bad idea 

10 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Is that imitation crab meat guy? "its all perfectly good we just got too much!!!!"

14 hours ago, Hate said:

There is no telling how many bodies are buried under that house.

Realtor - 'Their is also a cistern in the basement that the owner had installed years ago...'

That's a block. Feet weren't fully set.

I think that would make it a charge, but the car has a decent case for self defense
On 2/22/2021 at 5:13 PM, Buzzrock said:

 

 


Funny because she’s ok

 

did that happen during this?

 

On 2/20/2021 at 7:45 AM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Clown car.

 

That's a horde.  

16 hours ago, Bullneck said:

That's a horde.  

That's golden.

5 minutes ago, NorthTexasCougar said:

deleted, why can't we upload from our computers?

Because you touch yourself at night.

12 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Because you touch yourself at night.

And, wear funny underwear.

nm

Edited by RPM
20 min late update

51 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Because you touch yourself at night.

Therapist said I needed to learn to love myself more....

41 minutes ago, NorthTexasCougar said:

Therapist said I needed to learn to love myself more....

But not in their office.

On 2/21/2021 at 8:00 PM, Cement said:

 

i'm embarrassed by how funny i find this 🤣🤭

Edited by mchookem

dp

Edited by mchookem

Could go in the “wives” thread. She’s probably married. 

That's fake as shit.
Yeah. She would've had to step over the fucking hose when she got out of her car to go bitch at the guys for following her.
36 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:
1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:
That's fake as shit.

Yeah. She would've had to step over the fucking hose when she got out of her car to go bitch at the guys for following her.

And why would anyone follow her to tell her about it?  She's going to see it eventually. (Probably - it IS a woman, after all.)

16 hours ago, mchookem said:

i'm embarassed by how funny i find this 🤣🤭

Anyone have some cheetos? i got a hankerin for a derka dog

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

She's going to see it eventually.

Especially when a spark from the hose fitting sets off the vapor.

5 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Loch Ness Monster: "You go tree fiddy?"

Gritty: "Fuck around and find out!"

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Was that from the 1st Period?

6 hours ago, nnm said:

Could go in the “wives” thread. She’s probably married. 

 

5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That's fake as shit.

 

4 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:
5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:
That's fake as shit.

Yeah. She would've had to step over the fucking hose when she got out of her car to go bitch at the guys for following her.

 

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

And why would anyone follow her to tell her about it?  She's going to see it eventually. (Probably - it IS a woman, after all.)

Still would though. 

On 2/23/2021 at 10:27 AM, BHMCruiser said:

Is that imitation crab meat guy? "its all perfectly good we just got too much!!!!"

Oh shit there's a blast from the past. Didn't he have a train set so you could also play Godzilla??

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53 minutes ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Oh shit there's a blast from the past. Didn't he have a train set so you could also play Godzilla??

Yes but you couldn't rough them up because they were his sons, then you could JO and even do a little mutual touching, but not a lot because he wasn't gay

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