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Big Brother tv show from Denmark.  They have a task where they tell the houseguests to freeze and then they aren't supposed to move until they are released.  Some are better at it than others!  Sound on.

 

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4 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

Did she get sniped??  She looks like a soccer player here. I really need to know some of the back story.

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11 hours ago, tfoolry said:

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Hustler's Chester the Molester:  The Childhood Years. 

1 hour ago, slorch said:

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Some of the best sex I've had is when I'm alone. 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Some of the best sex I've had is when I'm alone. 

Hemingway said this about his writing, "Nobody does me like I do me."

I think it has applications beyond writing.

18 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

Don’t know why I expected anything other than the super-official TP finish tape at the end, but it provided the chef’s kiss.  

19 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

He fell for the trap, didn't he.

Like a fish out of water.

He looks different without his hat and coat, but not much different.

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22 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

Put this in the Getting Old Sucks thread and most if not all would be in traction after that fall.

12 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Put this in the Getting Old Sucks thread and most if not all would be in traction after that fall.

Did you not see the ankle give out? Yeah, they are in the hospital for a fun little surgery and 6 months of rehab.

48 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Did you not see the ankle give out? Yeah, they are in the hospital for a fun little surgery and 6 months of rehab.

To be fair she was likely going to lose the foot to diabetes soon anyway.

19 hours ago, Hate said:

Did she get sniped??  She looks like a soccer player here. I really need to know some of the back story.

Same. I bet this is what the Surly Relays are going to look like. 

On 3/9/2021 at 4:12 PM, TrashMaster G said:

How does that even happen?

They never have an answer to that question 

17 hours ago, slorch said:

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Wonder how long he’s been married. 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Dat Gas!

1 minute ago, nnm said:

Kids need to learn how to kick.  

that looked like a 60 lb pitbull. that's how you lose a leg.

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I like how the older folks are sitting around talking and about halfway through actually start watching.

Good stuff

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On 3/12/2021 at 8:20 PM, Brothahorn said:

Hijinks kick in at the 5:00 mark.

"So a blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and 2 foot salami under the other and....."

40 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Wearing brand new shoes sucks.

Wearing old, worn out shoes sucks.

It all depends on who breaks in the shoes, then how well they wear over the years according to their quality.

16 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

No one likes to break in shoes.

Yes, but if the person who breaks in the shoes has really big feet then the rest of the shoe owners are fucked

7 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Yes, but if the person who breaks in the shoes has really big feet then the rest of the shoe owners are fucked

My bad.

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