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Thujone has even inspired a military board I frequent...

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We made the Terminator movies about computers becoming self aware. The fear is real.

However, we missed the fact that tires are already self aware. They've been attacking us for years. This is just another video of that fact.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

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this is true.  A car maintenance site I read run by JFK, Jr. says the Michelin man gives those babies rides around in tires so he can drink their adrenochrome so he can run flat forever.  PEP Boys, where I get my tires sometimes stands for "Powerful Elites Pizzeria".   

And  If you stick a Lincoln penny into the tread of a Michelin tire, it would reveal a secret number to you 2/32".  There aren't 32 days in February, only 28....so if you count 4 days from then...you get March 4th.  The real Inauguration Day.  

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

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this is true.  A car maintenance site I read run by JFK, Jr. says the Michelin man gives those babies rides around in tires so he can drink their adrenochrome so he can run flat forever.  PEP Boys, where I get my tires sometimes stands for "Powerful Elites Pizzeria".   

And  If you stick a Lincoln penny into the tread of a Michelin tire, it would reveal a secret number to you 2/32".  There aren't 32 days in February, only 28....so if you count 4 days from then...you get March 4th.  The real Inauguration Day.  

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not a purdy mouth...

On 3/15/2021 at 8:31 PM, slorch said:

Thujone has even inspired a military board I frequent...

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am I the only one disappointed that the drawing is a dickbuttduck?

pedestrians have the right of way!!!

You weren't on foot...until now.

46 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

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There is only one river! 

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

lemme ride through this red light.

 

fuck that guy. 

He fucked around and found out.

I got plowed in a crosswalk by a 90something Dodge pickup going right on red. I had the green. Only thing that saved me was the literal deathgrip I had on that fucking goat head. Last time I got on a bicycle.

I got plowed in a crosswalk by a 90something Dodge pickup going right on red. I had the green. Only thing that saved me was the literal deathgrip I had on that fucking goat head. Last time I got on a bicycle.

So it knocked some sense into you then?
6 minutes ago, Hate said:


So it knocked some sense into you then?

Damn straight.

20 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Only in the United States. How the fuck did her brain get so twisted?

3 hours ago, Restinmybones said:

Only in the United States. How the fuck did her brain get so twisted?

her brain isn’t twisted. she’s doing funny bits and generating more content. 💰 

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

her brain isn’t twisted. she’s doing funny bits and generating more content. 💰 

I can no longer distinguish reality from satire. The two seem to have merged in this country during the last 20 years. 

32 minutes ago, Restinmybones said:

I can no longer distinguish reality from satire.

Ah, yes. Such is life when dealing with futureman. He's not wrong with this one, though. 

2 hours ago, Restinmybones said:

I can no longer distinguish reality from satire. The two seem to have merged in this country during the last 20 years. 

Can I interest you in the writings of Desiderius Erasmus? Political satire in particular has been uncomfortably close to reality for as long as humans have been articulate imbeciles, which is to say, forever.

7 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

It’s a shame, really. Pam has fallen on some hard times after Dunder Mifflin

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My name is "Parliament," and I can relate to this.

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11 hours ago, futureman said:

her brain isn’t twisted. she’s doing funny bits and generating more content. 💰 

I got distracted by the Fender amp at about 20 sec.  

10 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Can I interest you in the writings of Desiderius Erasmus? Political satire in particular has been uncomfortably close to reality for as long as humans have been articulate imbeciles, which is to say, forever.

Fools are without number.

~ Desiderius Erasmus Roterodamus 

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

~ William Shakespeare

 

15 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Came back to watch this again. Paired with your reaction it’s absolute gold. 

yea i have no idea what the fuck is going on in that video. don't think it was staged because the other car got hit hard enough for the airbags to deploy. but yea...

13 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Desiderius Erasmus

nvm

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16 hours ago, futureman said:

her brain isn’t twisted. she’s doing funny bits and generating more content. 💰 

I'm gonna have to confess I find her hot as hell. 

11 minutes ago, Augustus said:

I'm gonna have to confess I find her hot as hell. 

Son, you're going to be on a wild ride.

Specialty made for distribution in Norman, ok.

 

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I do a work catalog in English and Spanish. This type of shit makes me cringe that we translated incorrectly.

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On 3/17/2021 at 8:15 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

is that a special filter? why does it look like late 80s, early 90s hand held vcr cam footage?

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