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Old as shit, but still funny.

 

Apparently teaching life skills is not a priority in FIlipino prisons.

appropriate course for entering a canal:

 

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3 hours ago, Incredulity said:
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maybe NSFW

I knew that guy pretty well. used to buy weed from him too. RIP. 

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Pretty sure this has already been in this thread, but it popped back up in my Twitter feed and made me chuckle again. It’s funnier the more times you watch it. 

 

which reaction is the express train to hell?

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You knew what was coming but it was still satisfying and more abrupt than you'd think.  Basically pulled a Johnny Lawrence and jumped face-first into the kill-shot.  

Been 20 years since I was last embroiled in fisticuffs, but what I do remember is if you're fighting in a room with no windows, don't do rhythmic gymnastics before the brawl.   Start hitting and save the dancing for back outside afterwards.  

I dunno, looked like some close-circuit video shot at some basement joint.  I've been in some real prize places in Central America/Mexico (to watch/gamble), this really didn't look at that ficticious to me. 

20 hours ago, elfenix said:

which reaction is the express train to hell?

See ya there

Y'all know this is from a movie, yes?

Yeah it was some old movie from like 10-15 years ago. There’s like 3 angles of that “fight”
28 minutes ago, maninblack said:

I enjoy a good roast but you want to keep those to the cloak room

Nah, I'm as big a Biden fan as there is and that shit is pretty hilarious. 

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15 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Nah, I'm as big a Biden fan as there is and that shit is pretty hilarious. 

 

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35 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

That's what required such a lengthy mea culpa

When I was in college, a lady I was seeing had a calico with a similar mark under its nose. I forget what its real name was, but whenever it would walk by, a buddy and I would give it the Nazi salute. Lady friend was not amused.

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1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

I would call that cat Der Furrer, but I'm an inappropriate asshole, so...

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Meowschwitz

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Just booked my coach ticket to hell

That's what required such a lengthy mea culpa
When I was in college, a lady I was seeing had a calico with a similar mark under its nose. I forget what its real name was, but whenever it would walk by, a buddy and I would give it the Nazi salute. Lady friend was not amused.

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13 minutes ago, demos said:


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Nope. If laughing at a feline with an unfortunate "mustache" is wrong, I don't want to be right.

I guess the cat pic was posted above. For some reason I’m not seeing it, so adding another just in case someone else can’t load the other and wants to know what the stink is all about. 
 

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I would think that those jumping around over in KC would have bigger shit to swallow. Like the shit barbecue, or how tight their casinos are, or some other real issue. 
 

It wasn’t even this lady’s cat, some viewers cat. Maybe it shouldn’t have made the air, but someone put it all together and she read it. Whatever. I just find it so fucking difficult to buy into a lot of this “fake outrage” shit when these “kids” grew up on shit like South Park and Family Guy. Really?

Maybe they should have dug deeper into why weather girl Michelle Bogowith left her position in Columbia, MO to transfer to KC’s Fox station amid heavy rumors of banging way too much with former coach Gary Pinkel. Rumors he gave her a love child, what a shitshow. She moved, and it looked like it all got swept under a rug somewhere. 
 

So yeah, back to wondering how this cat name is offensive, but not all the tv they grew up with. 

Nothing garners more attention these days than "I'm offended". 

Nothing garners more attention these days than "I'm offended". 
That and dudes getting offended by people getting offended
They get most wound up.


Add don't get me started nto those that get annoyed by those that get annoyed by those that get offennded by whomever we were first offended by

Fuck those guys
9 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

That and dudes getting offended by people getting offended
They get most wound up.


Add don't get me started nto those that get annoyed by those that get annoyed by those that get offennded by whomever we were first offended by

Fuck those guys

Right, because it's all the same, huh? Jfc.

Morons. Everywhere. 

11 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

surely he means “my god, that’s hilarious”

I guess the cat pic was posted above. For some reason I’m not seeing it, so adding another just in case someone else can’t load the other and wants to know what the stink is all about. 
 
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I would think that those jumping around over in KC would have bigger shit to swallow. Like the shit barbecue, or how tight their casinos are, or some other real issue. 
 
It wasn’t even this lady’s cat, some viewers cat. Maybe it shouldn’t have made the air, but someone put it all together and she read it. Whatever. I just find it so fucking difficult to buy into a lot of this “fake outrage” shit when these “kids” grew up on shit like South Park and Family Guy. Really?
Maybe they should have dug deeper into why weather girl Michelle Bogowith left her position in Columbia, MO to transfer to KC’s Fox station amid heavy rumors of banging way too much with former coach Gary Pinkel. Rumors he gave her a love child, what a shitshow. She moved, and it looked like it all got swept under a rug somewhere. 
 
So yeah, back to wondering how this cat name is offensive, but not all the tv they grew up with. 

I’m more interested in this Gary pinkel story... go on..

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