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17 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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120mm training sabot.  Nice. Great name for a tanker too.  Sergeant Cannon.

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Got dang that looks too heavy for a single rear wheel.


I’m just amazed that it’s on a 3/4 ton truck and not a Ford Ranger.
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Damn...big brain got wrecked by Steak Umm.

Ha.  "misteaks". Steak-umms guy is very on brand.

 

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I haven't had steak-umms since college. That frozen delicacy on white bread was awesome.

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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"I'm just goofin'.  New boot goofin'."

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12 hours ago, markstanco said:

I haven't had steak-umms since college. That frozen delicacy on white bread was awesome.

Rolled up in a tortilla with cheese.  Mmmm....

Me too. Im thinking the tortilla with cheese and add grilled jalapenos just to make sure the next day on the toilet is completely uncomfortable.   

Missteak is not nearly as good as milksteak.

15 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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3 hours ago, markstanco said:

Me too. Im thinking the tortilla with cheese and add grilled jalapenos just to make sure the next day on the toilet is completely uncomfortable.   

Get a pack of those Kings Hawaiian rolls, slice the whole package in half.  Then brown the steakumms with some onion and peppers, dump it all over the bottom half of the rolls, cover with some cheese and the other half of the rolls, then bake it until the cheese melts.  Then you got all these little cheesesteak sandwiches.

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

You see, when you stand on a 1 story roof in aggy land, you're on stage for the whole town. Of course, good luck finding the Stadium!

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4 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

What a bitch-ass move, grabbing the flag pole.

I thought ol girl coming over with driver in hand was going to either play through, or play through their noggins. 

I thought ol girl coming over with driver in hand was going to either play through, or play through their noggins. 

Blonde chick is fearless.

Text labels aside, I wasn’t sure what the fuck was going on either. Obviously some type of sync swimming, but the hair styles, and the expressions and the rest of it? Who fucking knows these days. 

7 hours ago, markstanco said:
9 hours ago, slorch said:
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I dont get this at all.

Me neither. Still lulz’ed.

7 hours ago, markstanco said:
9 hours ago, slorch said:
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I dont get this at all.

The ways we cope with life...keeping your head above water.  The bottom 4 are pretty interchangeable with Surly too.

 

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24 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

 

 


Holy Shit!  I tell you what: a man who races to your side, removes an attacking bobcat, then throws that fucker about 30 feet ---- that's true love. Yessir. You've got yourself a keeper. 

8 hours ago, markstanco said:
10 hours ago, slorch said:
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I dont get this at all.

Camel toe? 

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14 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Those two fat fuckers should have been allowed one club each. On the green, only one man walks off the green. You’re right- the flag move was a bitch move. 
And while the rest of you slapdicks are watching these two Saturday afternoon heroes swing at each other, Blondie and me are heading to the clubhouse for drinks and whatever else might come up. 

9 hours ago, markstanco said:
10 hours ago, slorch said:
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I dont get this at all.


It's metaphorical. It shows Immamac (My sanity) lifting himself out of the swamp water that makes up SurlyHorns: weed, masturbation, shredded cheese and memes.

 

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