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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


It's metaphorical. It shows Immamac (My sanity) lifting himself out of the swamp water that makes up SurlyHorns: weed, masturbation, shredded cheese and memes.

 

it’s trying to show how our attraction to various vices renders our sanity precariously unstable. 

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Not really LOL, but very cool. 

 

6 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

Mind if we play through? 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

I don't think I blame the skunk here. 

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1 hour ago, Hate said:

I don't think I blame the skunk here. 

Exactly.  He obviously got a sniff of something he likes.

3 hours ago, nnm said:

 

I don't blame her. A skunk exhibiting that behavior probably has rabies. 

4 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

 I think  he was trying to suggest something about the duality of man.

The Jungian thing

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7 hours ago, nnm said:

 

"Let me tell you about this extended car warranty, ma'am."

7 hours ago, nnm said:

Not really LOL, but very cool. 

 

That is outstanding.

29 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

"Let me tell you about this extended car warranty, ma'am."

That deal stinks.  

^Ain't that the goddamned truth.  (framing my house addition now)

40 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Because of a shot in the dark. 

 

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2 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Please move this post to the shart thread.  TIA.

13 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

 

Fiyah!!!!

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2 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Wait for it:

 

After the second time, it's future would be mutton.

3 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Wait for it:

 

A&M's Qatar campus seems strangely appropriate

27 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

 

Shark tired of improper mask usage.

Looks like an arapima.

10 minutes ago, Restinmybones said:

They're buried right behind the German panzer division.

The Finns may have lost the Winter War, but they were not pushovers, as the Soviets painfully discovered...

23px-Flag_of_the_Soviet_Union_%281924%E2 Soviet Union

Commanders and leaders
Finland Kyösti Kallio
Finland Risto Ryti
Finland C.G.E. Mannerheim
Soviet Union Joseph Stalin
Soviet Union Kirill Meretskov
Soviet Union Kliment Voroshilov
Soviet Union Semyon Timoshenko[F 1]
Strength
300,000–340,000 soldiers[F 2]
32 tanks[F 3]
114 aircraft[F 4]
425,000–760,000 soldiers[F 5]
2,514–6,541 tanks[F 6]
3,880 aircraft[14]
Casualties and losses
25,904 dead or missing[15]
43,557 wounded[16]
800–1,100 captured[17]
20–30 tanks 
62 aircraft[18]
1 armed icebreaker damaged 
Finnish Ladoga Naval Detachment ceded to the Soviet Union 
70,000 total casualties
126,875–167,976 dead or missing[19][20][21][22]
188,671–207,538 wounded or sick[19][20] (including at least 61,506 sick or frostbitten[23])
5,572 captured[24]
1,200–3,543 tanks[25][26][27]
261–515 aircraft[27][28]

321,000–381,000 total casualties
2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

The Finns may have lost the Winter War, but they were not pushovers, as the Soviets painfully discovered...

23px-Flag_of_the_Soviet_Union_%281924%E2 Soviet Union

Commanders and leaders
Finland Kyösti Kallio
Finland Risto Ryti
Finland C.G.E. Mannerheim
Soviet Union Joseph Stalin
Soviet Union Kirill Meretskov
Soviet Union Kliment Voroshilov
Soviet Union Semyon Timoshenko[F 1]
Strength
300,000–340,000 soldiers[F 2]
32 tanks[F 3]
114 aircraft[F 4]
425,000–760,000 soldiers[F 5]
2,514–6,541 tanks[F 6]
3,880 aircraft[14]
Casualties and losses
25,904 dead or missing[15]
43,557 wounded[16]
800–1,100 captured[17]
20–30 tanks 
62 aircraft[18]
1 armed icebreaker damaged 
Finnish Ladoga Naval Detachment ceded to the Soviet Union 
70,000 total casualties
126,875–167,976 dead or missing[19][20][21][22]
188,671–207,538 wounded or sick[19][20] (including at least 61,506 sick or frostbitten[23])
5,572 captured[24]
1,200–3,543 tanks[25][26][27]
261–515 aircraft[27][28]

321,000–381,000 total casualties

Yeah. The little Nazi fucks were tough.

43 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

 

Shark tired of improper mask usage.

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