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I knew a girl like that in California long ago.  Sometimes she preferred jelly on that biscuit.  Other times, jam.  But always something from my stone fruit category.  

3 hours ago, Restinmybones said:

Looks like an arapima.

Beat me to it. For some reason my kids like watching river monsters. The one where he took the Arapima to the chest looked brutal. 

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11 hours ago, 4HE said:

Beat me to it. For some reason my kids like watching river monsters. The one where he took the Arapima to the chest looked brutal. 

I've even watched it, occasionally. He's a bit cheesy but can be interesting. 

 

3 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

One-stop shopping. I see a country song in the making.

 

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Needs more guns and bait.

Saw this on facebook today. Has to be an intentional troll job, but made me laugh nontheless.

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I've driven through Missouri a few times, and there's more than one, all over the state, and they exist next door to porn and sex toy shops.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Saw this on facebook today. Has to be an intentional troll job, but made me laugh nontheless.

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I've driven through Missouri a few times, and there's more than one, all over the state, and they exist next door to porn and sex toy shops.

One stop shopping!

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

I've driven through Missouri a few times, and there's more than one, all over the state, and they exist next door to porn and sex toy shops.


You’ll sometimes see one. They reference the original though. The original was in Columbia at... Bass Pro. 
 

However it isn’t what you think of a Bass Pro now. This was before all the stores were opening, and the only one outside of Springfield was a little shop in Columbia. More of an outlet, and not anything near what you see today. Think of a more old school tackle shop feel. Pretty much the only thing in common with Springfield was the name. It was nothing fancy. Anyway, at the time the city laws and ordinances were a bit loose and they managed to get a liquor license. So they could sell you a bottle of liquor, a firearm or your choice, and the ammo to go with it. 
 

Was more a novelty than anything, but it was for real. Even had t-shirts with bass pro logo on front pocket, then, “liquor, guns, and ammo. Only in Columbia” on the back. 
 

 

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Hey MFer, I was telling them their refrigerator was running. There wasn't shit about a car warranty about to expire.

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I found 6.

 

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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:


I found 6.

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I stopped after number 1. I was afraid of what lie ahead.

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

I stopped after number 1. I was afraid of what lie ahead.

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On 4/18/2021 at 8:02 AM, Willfully Horn said:

Some dogs howl with the band. This dog is more of a critic.

My goldie has his head on my lap watching this with the same expression.

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