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5 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Guy goes to Las Vegas, drinks a lot of alcohol, and rolls on ground with sweaty muscular man for half an hour. 

Wasn’t that a scene in Borat?

9 hours ago, markstanco said:

Is that really it?

Nonetheless I have 4 or 5 customers in Boston that I love to party with. Awesome guys.

Drive the Mass Pike & report back. You'll have a new outlook.

9 hours ago, markstanco said:

Is that really it?

Nonetheless I have 4 or 5 customers in Boston that I love to party with. Awesome guys.

CSB: me and one of them maybe 15 years ago decided to wrestle in a Vegas hotel room. Re:Drunk. He wrestled for UMASS and I said I would kick his ass. 30 minutes later he finally got Me in a full Nelson but not before we destroyed 2 lamps and a desk. True story. I thought I did pretty well.

Go to any Maine beach between Memorial day and Labor Day, then report back.

1 minute ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Go to any Maine beach between Memorial day and Labor Day, then report back.

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Go to any Maine beach between Memorial day and Labor Day, then report back.

Damnit...I will report back this summer.
10 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

To be fair the sign reads “Massachusetts” Welcomes You.

Does not read “The people of Massachusetts” Welcome You. 
 

 

Yeah it should say The Massachusetts Department of Revenue Welcomes You

18 minutes ago, BHMCruiser said:

Yeah it should say The Massachusetts Department of Revenue Welcomes You


Bingo!

 

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This card was left on my front door today. There’s just so much going on here.

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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

This card was left on my front door today. There’s just so much going on here.

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Look at that lovely coloring   The tasteful thickness of it  

 

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2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

This card was left on my front door today. There’s just so much going on here.

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He better hope his crew doesn’t munson him out in the middle of nowhere. 

3 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

This card was left on my front door today. There’s just so much going on here.

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Stay in school, kids.

Even if you overlook his disdain for chainsaw safety, the more you study it, the more it gives you.

3 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

This card was left on my front door today. There’s just so much going on here.

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Buckwheat says O-Tay!

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4 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

This card was left on my front door today. There’s just so much going on here.

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rolled up t shirt sleeve = hard worker

i'd higher hm in a hartbeet

This card was left on my front door today. There’s just so much going on here.

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Somebody check in on trashmaster. He may be having a heart attack.
5 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

This card was left on my front door today. There’s just so much going on here.

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Narrator: “The estimates weren’t free”.

Narrator: “The estimates weren’t free”.
It's Tommy Two Times reincarnated. Alabama Alabama
1 minute ago, Born to Run said:
8 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:
Narrator: “The estimates weren’t free”.

It's Tommy Two Times reincarnated. Alabama Alabama


Get the bar oil. Get the bar oil. 

Also if that guy isn't completely stupid, he's probably making $40-75 an hour right now in Austin, possibly more. Shit is nuts. I paid a dude 30 ish an hour to rake leaves, no haul off.

5 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

This card was left on my front door today. There’s just so much going on here.

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Is there a city in Alabama called Alabama? 

Also I love how bad of a misspelling estimates is.

9 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

This card was left on my front door today. There’s just so much going on here.

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7 hours ago, qwertyu1234 said:

Is there a city in Alabama called Alabama? 

No, but in Alabama you must publicly post who you root for. It's the law. So he's from Alabama and roots for Alabama. 

14 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

This card was left on my front door today. There’s just so much going on here.

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I was not aware Chad Briscoe has a tree cutting cousin.  

14 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

This card was left on my front door today. There’s just so much going on here.

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It was nice knowing you, CooterBrown. 

9 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Also if that guy isn't completely stupid, he's probably making $40-75 an hour right now in Austin, possibly more. Shit is nuts. I paid a dude 30 ish an hour to rake leaves, no haul off.


They bagged them though, right?

9 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Also if that guy isn't completely stupid, he's probably making $40-75 an hour right now in Austin, possibly more. Shit is nuts. I paid a dude 30 ish an hour to rake leaves, no haul off.

I hope Mr. Munson had the foresight to set up shop here in Lake Charles from Late August to mid December last year and made anywhere from 10K-25K per tree after the hurricanes. It was the California Gold Rush of tree removal here for about 4 months.

Please can we add "Estmets" to Surly vernacular?

And he definitely blesses you:

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11 minutes ago, smuggs said:

I hope Mr. Munson had the foresight to set up shop here in Lake Charles from Late August to mid December last year and made anywhere from 10K-25K per tree after the hurricanes. It was the California Gold Rush of tree removal here for about 4 months.

Where do you think he got the money to make those sweet, sweet cards?

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Where do you think he got the money to make those sweet, sweet cards?

#blesed

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

No, but in Alabama you must publicly post who you root for. It's the law. So he's from Alabama and roots for Alabama. 

this is true

 

his Alabama tattoo must be on his other arm

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Hats off to Houston's CW 39 for coming up with a genius way to explain the difference between a tornado watch and tornado warning.

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