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2 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

 

Is that Sam Ehlinger circa 2012ish?

2 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

 

Is that Sam Ehlinger circa 2012ish?

Nah that's Zac Wilson circa yesterday

On 5/1/2021 at 8:29 PM, Bullneck said:

Instead of a shoe to fill with rue could you use a sock instead? 


I don’t believe baby batter counts as a rue. 

On 5/1/2021 at 9:53 AM, Hornius Emeritus said:

Wait til the ladies hear about my erotic novel "50 Shades of Havarti."




 

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First you make a rue...

21 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

i'll be honest...David Blaine freaks me out. 😳

i know logically there's explanations, and his big publicity stunts are stupid...but his stuff like this is seriously incredible. 

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5 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i'll be honest...David Blaine freaks me out. 😳

i know logically there's explanations, and his big publicity stunts are stupid...but his stuff like this is seriously incredible. 

(the same card is in every piece of fruit...)

HOW is any card in any piece of fruit? did he bring the fruit with him? how did he 'know' what card it should be?

i mean, yeah, Ford is probably in on it from the start i guess. 

but his 'street magic' stuff with strangers is always impressive.

like i said, i know there are explanations for it all...but he really is a master at it. 

Even with the street performer stuff, you really can't be sure that the recipients aren't on it as well.

Just like those hypnotist shows.  They're all planted.

14 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Even with the street performer stuff, you really can't be sure that the recipients aren't on it as well.

Just like those hypnotist shows.  They're all planted.

I have been to a hypnotist show with a bunch of friends, many of whom went up on stage.  NOT planted, and funny as shit.

3 minutes ago, ABSR said:

I have been to a hypnotist show with a bunch of friends, many of whom went up on stage.  NOT planted, and funny as shit.

same. a buddy went on stage and did all kinds of stupid shit. he doesn't remember any of it.

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I'm in love

 

 

No ring.....   Marry me!

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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Special delivery for Bob Stoops

7 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

 

No ring.....   Marry me!

You must not like blowjobs very much. 

17 hours ago, mchookem said:

i'll be honest...David Blaine freaks me out. 😳

i know logically there's explanations, and his big publicity stunts are stupid...but his stuff like this is seriously incredible. 

 

I met him in the San Antonio airport once.

Flight was delayed and I sat across form him.

Dude was laying down some very obvious 'game' on a girl that seemed to be underage.

He seemed very rapey.

6 minutes ago, davidg said:

Best with sound 

 

Ha ha!  You missed me you bast...boop!

Sounds like they lit the plastic impeller on the air pump and got some nice pvc hits.

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

Sounds like they lit the plastic impeller on the air pump and got some nice pvc hits.

Why do I have cancer? Must be Big Tobacco...

good to see he had on a hardhat. that surely would've stopped that massive tree from shattering his skull.

glad to see that he thought he could stop the tree from falling. if only he'd done that extra set of benchpress the day before.

better with sound.

 

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