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5 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

When being bored at home hurts.

 

You know every single one of y'all thought about trying this on the playground as a kid.

5 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

When being bored at home hurts.

 

I was waiting for that thing to give him the ultimate uppercut.

9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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When the kids were little, we went to Red Robin for burgers... kids get mac 'n cheese.

Bowl comes out, gets plopped in front of the kid & it's macaroni & cheese alright - still in the bag.

18 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

When being bored at home hurts.

 

I’m not sure whether I’m impressed or not. Is he smart or an idiot?

You know every single one of y'all thought about trying this on the playground as a kid.
Nope. My swings had chains on them. 6 year old me found out the hard way what happens if you go beyond parallel.
On 5/21/2021 at 3:39 PM, closetohumping said:

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Is it really a "career field" if you'd do it for free?

On 5/22/2021 at 12:55 PM, burntorangebongos said:

When being bored at home hurts.

 

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Where the fuck was THAT on career day in high school?!  If I had only known...

Yeah, but the wrong vag can be something that could traumatize you for life

This happened to a coworker in the breakroom once as I took a drink of tea. I sprayed across the table while I was choking and laughing at same time. Talk about instant karma. She got mad and I had to apologize for my extremely juvenile sense of humor. I blame you people.

4 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Dad is probably more pissed because you choose to go to Aggy for Enguneeerin

Not really LOL, but very satisfying.

 

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

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Chaz Bono and the great great great granddaughter of Jimmy Durante? 

What was i that blue bucket?  What'd he toss in there?  It wasn't liquid fuel, what was it? 

15 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Uncle Gus at it again. 
 

 

38 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What was i that blue bucket?  What'd he toss in there?  It wasn't liquid fuel, what was it? 

Powdered non-dairy creamer maybe?

59 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

now, thats a fire.

Uncle Gus at it again. 
 
 
Never not funny. Eddie Murphy stand up always gets a watch.

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