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1 hour ago, brakeman said:

now, thats a fire.

Roll Charlie around, he be ahight.

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Oklahoma? 

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Or do okies spend their money on meth instead?

On 5/21/2021 at 8:08 PM, Born to Run said:
On 5/21/2021 at 6:56 PM, Scheiss Meister said:
Where the fuck was THAT on career day in high school?!  If I had only known...

I'm guessing the ones you get ain't the ones you want. I feel like that job or being a gynecologist would ruin it for me.

"If I see one more cup of coffee..." - Friends

 

 

14 hours ago, Post Oak said:

All the way till the end

 

 

That garage door saved the world. Everyone knows that the devil lives in sparkling water, and his darkness was about to be unleashed upon the Earth through this dude's throat until the door miraculously saved us all.

 

 

13 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Chaz Bono and the great great great granddaughter of Jimmy Durante? 

Ha-Cha-Chaaaa

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Sheeeit, I can't imagine loving anyone who uses SMOKED salmon to make sushi.

30 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Fuckin vapid Beckys

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3 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Ooooooh, you can hear his balls shrivel up and fall off after she stepped up and owned the snake.


And she walks off with nothin bit a smile and a hard walk through he flower bed out of spite. Nice. 

5 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Ooooooh, you can hear his balls shrivel up and fall off after she stepped up and owned the snake.

I’m in love. 

got damned. PLEASE fucking only LINK videos with sound. posting vids where you have to actually click on the video to start or you have to hit unmute to play sound is fine. 

autoplay vids with sound is annoying as fuck.

 

9 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

“Local insurance company denies using phrenology” would be a wonderful onion headline. 
 

 

 

 

What kind of knothead would believe that they do?

3 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

“Local insurance company denies using phrenology” would be a wonderful onion headline. 
 

 

 

 

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13 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I'd wager a guess someone else holds a trademark for S'moreos.

I think s'moreo is when you have a threesome with a white chick and a black chick.

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

No a s'moreo would be a foursome with two black dudes, a black chick, and a white chick

two pakistani dudes, imo 

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The pirates seem bad.
On 5/25/2021 at 1:22 PM, Message Board User said:

 

Well, the boyfriend ain't fucking her brains out, that's for sure.  They long gone.

2 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

"not helpful"

 

well shes providing all kinds of entertainment so why not give it an extra kick to drive the crazy to 11?

 

 

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

"not helpful"

 

well shes providing all kinds of entertainment so why not give it an extra kick to drive the crazy to 11?

Yeah, that's pretty much where I am.


Hawaii no slouch.
No kidding. I missed that. Not even fucking around there, they laugh at Milwaukee and Madison.

I drink every night and I live in The Woodlands.  I don't think my liver would last a month if I lived in Hawaii. 

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Hawaii no slouch.

There are 2 types of people in Hawaii - Tourists who drink. Residents who have island fever and drink.

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