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19 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

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Yeah, ummm… Can I get 3 of those that add up to 12 inches?

When you find out pornhub isn't real life 
 

 

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19 minutes ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

For any of y’all who are as bad at math as I am

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the sum of the three angles = 180

did that fucker fail 5th grade?

51 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

the sum of the three angles = 180

did that fucker fail 5th grade?

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54 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

the sum of the three angles = 180

Big Triangle got to you.

 

 

54 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Euclid would like to have a word with you.

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you’re really gonna die on this hill?

On 6/11/2021 at 3:49 PM, ABSR said:

Heck, it's more entertaining than NBA basketball. 

What isn't?

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

What isn't?

What is less interesting than the NBA?

easy:  WNBA. 

11 minutes ago, nnm said:

What is less interesting than the NBA?

easy:  WNBA. 

Ok, you got me there.

7 minutes ago, nnm said:

What is less interesting than the NBA?

easy:  WNBA. 

Corporate needs you to find the difference.

I see no difference.

42 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Corporate needs you to find the difference.

I see no difference.

Let me help.

 

37 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Let me help.

 

Good grief. Why would anyone besides their parents and wives watch that?

27 minutes ago, nnm said:

Good grief. Why would anyone besides their parents and wives watch that?

WNBA is like watching 40 minutes of bad layup practice. 

Just now, crash_davis said:

WNBA is like watching 40 minutes of bad layup practice. 

When my son was in middle school, they would run all of the boys and girls A and B team games in different orders.   So I had to sit through a number of middle school girls B team games. The final scores would frequently be in single digits. Both teams. And I couldn’t laugh because little Kendall or Kylie’s parents were probably sitting right next to me. It was physically painful to watch. 

LMAO @trash chute/children’s slide, what’s the difference? 

1 hour ago, gyroprotagonist said:

geeze, who designed that,  Schlitterbahn?

It’s funny because they decapitated a Kansas state legislator’s son. Verrückt. 

I noticed this at the beginning of an episode of King of Queens.  It was the flashback episode where Doug was the cool bouncer at a club and he and his friend  Richie double date Carrie and some other club skank. 

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12 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I noticed this at the beginning of an episode of King of Queens.  It was the flashback episode where Doug was the cool bouncer at a club and he and his friend  Richie double date Carrie and some other club skank. 

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ok?

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

ok?

Those sconces or whatever the hell they are supposed to be don’t look like green dildos to you?

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Just now, Lhorn said:

Those sconces don’t look like green dildos to you?

now that you mention it… maybe. 

8 hours ago, nnm said:

Good grief. Why would anyone besides their parents and wives watch that?

I noticed the stands are pretty empty & figured it's one of two things (or both):  Either nobody is really going or even if they are there, they don't want to sit down low / close to the court because they don't want to get spotted on any broadcast actually attending a WNBA game.

Not really lol, and a little weird, but worth sharing:

 

7 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

I noticed the stands are pretty empty & figured it's one of two things (or both):  Either nobody is really going or even if they are there, they don't want to sit down low / close to the court because they don't want to get spotted on any broadcast actually attending a WNBA game.

Attendance shaming.  I'm all for it  

This is an actual bar in Aransas Pass I passed by the other day.  The name of the bar is Wasted Seamen.  The old couches really add to the atmosphere.

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1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

This is an actual bar in Aransas Pass I passed by the other day.  The name of the bar is Wasted Seamen.  The old couches really add to the atmosphere.

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Well how was it?

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

This is an actual bar in Aransas Pass I passed by the other day.  The name of the bar is Wasted Seamen.  The old couches really add to the atmosphere.

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I thought it said old cooches.  Had to double check.  

On 6/14/2021 at 1:39 PM, crash_davis said:

Euclid would like to have a word with you.

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He never got close to Bermuda.

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