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4 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

volume up brings the lulz...

Rushing over to his fat girlfriend's house? 

5 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

volume up brings the lulz...

he (she?) was moving. surprised they’re up and walking. 

this picture was posted on that tweet thread. I found it very upsetting.

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7 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Well how was it?

I took a look at the manatees on the front porch and I was definitely not interested in wasting any seamen. 

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

I took a look at the manatees on the front porch and I was definitely not interested in wasting any seamen. 

so to speak…

23 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I noticed this at the beginning of an episode of King of Queens.  It was the flashback episode where Doug was the cool bouncer at a club and he and his friend  Richie double date Carrie and some other club skank. 

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Oh, I thought those were maybe inflated hardcore ribbed condoms or some dumb shit but then I wondered what she was sucking in the shower....

82 while sleeping?!?!? Lololololol

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this picture was posted on that tweet thread. I found it very upsetting.
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I saw this too. Whoever took the time to come up with the that needs to be lynched. Texas bbq is the tops and it isn’t close
2 hours ago, futureman said:

this picture was posted on that tweet thread. I found it very upsetting.

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Did this just turn into the stupid things I saw on facebook thread?

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

this picture was posted on that tweet thread. I found it very upsetting.

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Probably made by that Ekstrom moron in Pancho's post

The comments are gold.

 

26 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I didn't even know that LSU had a vet school.

Why do you think A&M considers themselves a rival of LSU?  Certainly isn't because of athletics.  

11 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


I saw this too. Whoever took the time to come up with the that needs to be lynched. Texas bbq is the tops and it isn’t close

Driving around Texas you see SO MANY NC and SC style bbq places.  Yet go to any other state and you will see plenty of places advertising Texas style BBQ.  Jealous troll meme. 

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Driving around Texas you see SO MANY NC and SC style bbq places.  Yet go to any other state and you will see plenty of places advertising Texas style BBQ.  Jealous troll meme. 

I had to request a special order of brisket from my favorite butcher recently; he asked me if I was doing corned beef. So much damned hate. There's a lot of things I wouldn't trade about North Carolina, but BBQ is not on that list.

4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I had to request a special order of brisket from my favorite butcher recently; he asked me if I was doing corned beef. So much damned hate. There's a lot of things I wouldn't trade about North Carolina, but BBQ is not on that list.

I pulled in to a 76 truckstop in NC once and they were having driver appreciation day. Lots of freebies and an all you can eat BBQ, but it didn't start until Noon. I waited around for 3 hours for the free grub. It was the first time I ever had that vinegar/mustard abomination.

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14 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I had to request a special order of brisket from my favorite butcher recently; he asked me if I was doing corned beef. So much damned hate. There's a lot of things I wouldn't trade about North Carolina, but BBQ is not on that list.

Every now and again I like an East NC Q sauce.  Especially on pork ribs. 

4 hours ago, RPM said:

The comments are gold.

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He narrowly edged out second place contender Fred Lobster

 

13 hours ago, RPM said:

The comments are gold.

 

I’d be more concerned if his name was [insert pun related to your local Chinese joint here]

42 minutes ago, South Austin said:

More appropriate for the Holy Shit thread.

Don’t know about the “Holy” part, but the second certainly is an accurate descriptor. Perhaps more appropriate for the post-tree fiddy scat meltdown Shag?

On 6/15/2021 at 6:45 PM, Pancho said:

 

Lincoln Riley says that looks moist and delicious!  

6 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Lincoln Riley says that looks moist and delicious!  

He was talking about my mom.  Wait . . .

On 6/15/2021 at 9:41 PM, futureman said:

this picture was posted on that tweet thread. I found it very upsetting.

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"grilled chinese food"

You gotta watch it a couple of times to figure out what the hell is going on. Then it’s lulz. 

 

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