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re workout vid  you snuck another one in before mine posted. 

 

um....  not exactly lol

 

holy shit thread is thata way ->

 

 

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1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

What would they have done if it was twins, 1 each?

I thought they were really going to fight and whichever gender was the winner was the gender they would assign their theyby. 

We all lost for having seen that.  Fuck your gender reveal bullshit.

10 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

The punch/kick routine at ~0:20 needs a little more work to be convincing.

Gotta give 'em points for originality. Plus it looks like they at least had the decency to serve booze at their gender reveal.  A good friend will buy you a baby gift, but a great friend will dress up a pink tutu and go 3 rounds of lawn wrestling to appease your mother-in-law.  

I think shit like this is funny so long as you don't have to attend.  Like middle school graduations.  Blow it out for you and the grandparents but so much as send me a fucking announcement, I will lose my fucking mind.  And don't bother with that "no gifts, please"...because I know your wife...I know that's bullshit.  We don't attend or send something lavish, she's gonna give my wife the stink eye for a fucking decade. 

(also, the blonde on the right in the flowy pink pants, I'd like to host a gender reveal party...in her mouth) 

On 6/26/2021 at 6:17 PM, Message Board User said:

 

 

 

19 hours ago, Hate said:

 

Have a friend who has a 6 month old that isn't sleeping very well.  He started to go down this road but couldn't do it in the end.  He has a video with the unwrapped slice and about to go for it, but just didn't have the heart.

13 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

 

In the jungle

The mighty jungle

The lion teabags tonight...

Ee-e-e-oh-mum-a-weh
Ee-e-e-oh-mum-a-weh

Daughter and her husband did the simple baseball -bat and ball - thing.  No one there except grandparents (his mom was via Facetime).  It was short and to the point.  My sister-in-law was the only one who knew the gender and she selected the correct ball.  We were all surprised.  I have a grandson on the way.

On a side note, the folks that supplied the baseballs gave a ball them a ball with white chalk inside for practice purposes.  They thought about trolling everyone with it saying that they were going to let the baby decide if it was a boy or girl.  

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

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Dumb shit we see on FB is 2 doors over.

 

We offered right? Dude would be a beast on the field.
2 hours ago, 1978horn said:

Have a friend who has a 6 month old that isn't sleeping very well.  He started to go down this road but couldn't do it in the end.  He has a video with the unwrapped slice and about to go for it, but just didn't have the heart.

That sounds like a guy who is getting too much sleep.

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Couldn’t happen to a more deserving place. Cook those freaks for a week. F around and find out. 

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On 6/27/2021 at 10:09 PM, ROFL BOX said:

What would they have done if it was twins, 1 each?


Tag team. 

Kind of interested in the lesbian model.


 
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So lesbian couch is basically 1980s couches…

Pretty sure my parents bought that couch for a few years between the burnt orange corduroy couch and the yellow flowers couch that felt like sitting on burlap…
On 6/25/2021 at 1:43 PM, Armybrat said:

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The Iron Maiden’s are fucking awesome.

On 6/25/2021 at 1:43 PM, Armybrat said:

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The Iron Maiden’s are fucking awesome.

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

The Iron Maiden’s are fucking awesome.

Lulz

The Iron Maiden’s WHAT are awesome?

6 minutes ago, nnm said:

The Iron Maiden’s WHAT are awesome?

The flying "V" guitar.  The meme doesn't make sense 

6 minutes ago, nnm said:

The Iron Maiden’s WHAT are awesome?

WHAT?  

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