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20 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Too bad it’s not a brown & white border collie 

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20 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

7 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Too bad it’s not a brown & white border collie 

I mean....

technically he's still herding the sheep.... just a much slower pace with a little action on the side....

21 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

I mean....

technically he's still herding the sheep.... just a much slower pace with a little action on the side....

I was going for the aggy following in collie’s footsteps angle.  

I was going for the aggy following in collie’s footsteps angle.  

“Yup, if it’s good enough for the dog, it’s good enough for Clem.”

-Clem
17 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

I so badly wanted to see someone knock his ass out or pull out a gun and shoot him 3 times in the head 

The really sad part is that he was outnumbered about 15 to 1, but all of the timid betas in the room just stood there while he dropped them one by one. 

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2 hours ago, ajax said:

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That made my day. People showboating on their motorcycles deserve to be run over. 

5 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

OF course, this happens in Florida. 

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this is the greatest thing in the history of ever...but how this fucker transported a digital video camera back to my childhood and driveway is amazing.

 

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The opposing board should be labeled "bunghole" (but without the drawing).

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7 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

this is the greatest thing in the history of ever...but how this fucker transported a digital video camera back to my childhood and driveway is amazing.

 

I fucking love this.  They even got Stretch Armstrong in there.  Bad ass.  

11 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I fucking love this.  They even got Stretch Armstrong in there.  Bad ass.  

it's the Rock 'em, Sock 'em robots for me...

3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

it's the Rock 'em, Sock 'em robots for me...

Rock 'em Sock 'em robots and the Evil Knievel motorcycle were, by far, my two favorite toys growing up. 

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

houston. trash city. trash team. trash people.

 

Those two morons participate in activities that can eventually cause procreation.

I weep.

13 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

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How dare he assume someones gender identification and sexual preferences

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Plays for Pittsburg?

this is the greatest thing in the history of ever...but how this fucker transported a digital video camera back to my childhood and driveway is amazing.
 

That’s great, I didn’t have the evil motorcycle but I had a weighted motorcycle toy that you could rip a pull cord through and it was awesome like that.

Man that’s awesome

6 year old Jerry Callo had one of these bad boys. You can bet your ass I took it off some sweet jumps. I was full on Evel Knievel one Halloween in the mid-70s.

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6 hours ago, Superhero said:

I don't get it.

the 4’s are A’s so it spells mamabear. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

the 4’s are A’s so it spells mamabear. 

But the poster is saying that M4M4BEAR has some other “terrible mistake” meaning.  What is the terrible mistake meaning?  

2 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Red Green approved.

49 minutes ago, ABSR said:

But the poster is saying that M4M4BEAR has some other “terrible mistake” meaning.  What is the terrible mistake meaning?  

 

Something to do with the gay archetype of a "bear" -- a big hairy dude with a beard. But I don't know what...

 

Wikipedia has a picture of them:

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On 7/13/2021 at 10:13 AM, Kyrie Eleison said:

this is the greatest thing in the history of ever...but how this fucker transported a digital video camera back to my childhood and driveway is amazing.

 

Is that his helmet flying off?

On 7/13/2021 at 10:13 AM, Kyrie Eleison said:

this is the greatest thing in the history of ever...but how this fucker transported a digital video camera back to my childhood and driveway is amazing.

 

After my seventh viewing, I'll go ahead and say it: this is way more awesome than the Moon Landing and more impressively organized than the D-Day Invasion.

1 hour ago, ABSR said:

But the poster is saying that M4M4BEAR has some other “terrible mistake” meaning.  What is the terrible mistake meaning?  

 

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Definetly did that at duck camp with my pops (rip) and the fellas. Also played Many a hand of VC for bags of bass assassin's back in the day. Back when I was poor as fuck in college and steel shot was 20$ a box in 90s money or I was playing with my hot hot hand- load shells that shit got high stakes quick.
Buying back your own shit at a premium the next morning sucked
6 year old Jerry Callo had one of these bad boys. You can bet your ass I took it off some sweet jumps. I was full on Evel Knievel one Halloween in the mid-70s.

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Had that exact bike. Took it over a jump at a homemade dirt track. That thing weighs 9000 lbs. I did not clear the next jump….smashed head-on into it. Front wheel ended up looking like a banana. Had to limp home, bleeding, with my busted bike.

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