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On 8/14/2018 at 11:06 AM, markstanco said:

Guess I missed where Carl got that nickname 

I don't casually throw that word around.  That was from one, or several, of Chad's stories.

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28 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

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"Yeah, we're gonna need a wrecker out here...."
"Aren't you in a wrecker?"

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"Shut the fuck up...."

On 8/5/2018 at 9:11 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

I kept waiting on the cops to show up.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

I kept waiting on the cops to show up.

That's when the video stops abruptly.

2 hours ago, NateHitch said:

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so am I the only one that thinks.......

 

fucking Russians 

Fantastic surrender cobra from Private Dumbass.

1 hour ago, Horn_Spanker said:

Appropriate serial number

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I sell the shit out of those Urinal Screens that smell like Watermelon Bubble gum, keeps the splash down and sure one of you guys have pissed on one of mines in the ATX.  You're welcome

21 minutes ago, American Swindle said:

I sell the shit out of those Urinal Screens that smell like Watermelon Bubble gum, keeps the splash down and sure one of you guys have pissed on one of mines in the ATX.  You're welcome

Appropriate user name.

21 minutes ago, Jhawk said:

He's the urinal cake king.

The fortune came from urinal cakes?  Interesting...

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Man, I don't think I'd have a clue how to go off that thing and feel good about avoiding a belly flop.  Kudos to her for giving it a try.

2 hours ago, American Swindle said:

I sell the shit out of those Urinal Screens that smell like Watermelon Bubble gum, keeps the splash down and sure one of you guys have pissed on one of mines in the ATX.  You're welcome

Is your name Del Griffith?

You'd better hope no gays wanna buy some of your toilet cakes.

On 8/15/2018 at 5:02 PM, Underdog said:

I kept waiting on the cops to show up.

This machete packin' guy will show up momentarily...

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On 8/16/2018 at 11:00 PM, Spartan52 said:

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Here is the antithesis story:

 

2 hours ago, NateHitch said:

not sure if lol, holy shit or something entirely different

"Look, when I said you need to call a tow truck, what I meant was...."

1 hour ago, Buffsoldier said:

"Look, when I said you need to call a tow truck, what I meant was...."

TxToe on line 2...

On 8/16/2018 at 2:24 PM, American Swindle said:

I sell the shit out of those Urinal Screens that smell like Watermelon Bubble gum, keeps the splash down and sure one of you guys have pissed on one of mines in the ATX.  You're welcome

Probably the most appropriate Surly user job ever.

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1 hour ago, GotThatFire said:
Bruh  I didn’t even know this was the thing that was possible, is this real life? 
 
http://m.worldstarhiphop.com/apple/video.php?v=wshhELyIlFNqq5fqxZlR

Electric car will win every time, it's not new. They produce so much torque and energy. There's an old video of some clunker that was converted to electric that was destroying everything, they belong in a class of their own

Lol.  But really, I want to change everything under the hood of a Prius just so I can do that for the Lulz

Electric car will win every time, it's not new. They produce so much torque and energy. There's an old video of some clunker that was converted to electric that was destroying everything, they belong in a class of their own
That Prius has a Hellcat motor in it.

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