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23 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

@ajax, was that your family?

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

@ajax, was that your family?

lol, I could totally see my mom kicking some hoodrats. But we sold burgers, fries, Italian beef, and (of course) fried rice.

5 hours ago, Hate said:

What exactly was old dude going to do? 

Certainly not drive the car once he caught the bumper.

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Aggy gloryhole talk not going away.

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14 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Aggy gloryhole talk not going away.

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Where’d that dog get that chair??

22 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

 

 

That page is pretty funny.   Plus I found out Detroit has got it fucking goin on!

 

 

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5 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Where’d that dog get that chair??

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"Squat" is actually impossible.

"Lazy" will get shit & piss on your pants.

tokyo olympics report

grown-up nap-time

getting some stank on the hang-down

1:20 minute mark to the 4:00 minute mark.

4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

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If you had only listened to post 16569

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In my many shit misadventures in the woods, back packing, deer and duck camps I've definitely executed all five. Bonus points for The Leo. Where I shit off the side bow of my boat holding the rail with one hand the other clutching a glorious scroll of clean TP that flaps just so in the breeze.

Oh you fellas are wading down current and down wind of me?? well shit.
11 hours ago, futureman said:

pole dancer ftw

Rear bumper of a pickup will work in lieu of a tree. 

"Squat" is actually impossible.
"Lazy" will get shit & piss on your pants.

You must not be very flexible if you can’t pull off the squat. The lazy is poorly depicted though. You really need to ditch your pants to safely pull it off. This list is far from complete though. Where’s the classic hanging your ass over a sturdy branch or a log? Or maybe in your case, dangling over the eave of a roof? Other submissions of mine are underwater (which is by far the most efficient), or dig a small hole, and just sit right down on it. I would also submit using a plastic grocery bag. Pop some wood, hook the handles, and you’ve basically got a reverse feed bag.
1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:


You must not be very flexible if you can’t pull off the squat.

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It's not the flexibility, it's the physics.

 

Also, related:  Why this dude's gotta have a man bun?

5 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Rear bumper of a pickup will work in lieu of a tree. 

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1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Poop talk not going away.

Apparently it's the # 2 topic.

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

The people who pass out crack me up.  Seems to happen a lot.

2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

I don’t think they’re Irish. 

This is the best pass out video ever. You can tell the guy is trying to impress the girl, but he is obviously in the friend zone…probably even more in the FZ when she saw the video.

 

 

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The lack of movement on the bottom mattress is that little touch that makes it realistic. 

2 hours ago, Hate said:

This is the best pass out video ever. You can tell the guy is trying to impress the girl, but he is obviously in the friend zone…probably even more in the FZ when she saw the video.

Pretty sure he's gonna stay in the FZ as he is clearly a gay Aggie. NTTAWW being gay.

"Squat" is actually impossible.
"Lazy" will get shit & piss on your pants.

This is what I don’t understand about the squat toilets in Asia. Are you supposed to remove your pants completely or is the a grab bar you hold onto so you can lean back?
1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:


This is what I don’t understand about the squat toilets in Asia. Are you supposed to remove your pants completely or is the a grab bar you hold onto so you can lean back?

College roommate had an uncle who left the fire pit at deer camp one night to go take a shit in the woods.  It was cold and the uncle dropped a turd down into his coveralls and just pulled them right up on his back.  Didn’t realize it until some back at the fire started asking what smelled.  Said they gave his all kinds of hell about that.

36 minutes ago, davidg said:

College roommate had an uncle who left the fire pit at deer camp one night to go take a shit in the woods.  It was cold and the uncle dropped a turd down into his coveralls and just pulled them right up on his back.  Didn’t realize it until some back at the fire started asking what smelled.  Said they gave his all kinds of hell about that.

Had a fellow hunter's son do the same thing. His nickname was "Stinky" the rest of the time we hunted with them. 10 years later, if I see him, he is still referenced as "Stinky".

The worst ever was CHIEF Jr. was about 9-10 years old, and we were moving stands and feeders from Throckmorton to Aspermont. We shut a gate and he climbs out needing to shit. So he is doing the Pole Dancer off the front of the gooseneck. He has laid up a pile that looks like a whale rope. I get the bright idea to joke about all of the other hunters and their kids pulling up while he is shitting. He gets antsy and ends up stepping right in the middle. I bet you can guess who got to clean his boots.

CHIEF

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