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Did that come from a Tech fan?  Man, you guys really pissed them off to no end, I’ll give you that. 

You know, if you take out power lines, transmission towers, and letting children operate heavy industrial machinery...you had a pretty good chance of living through the 70's and 80's as a kid. 

You might be screwed though if your mother is so batshit insane she just goes running down the street and straight through a plate glass window.  Obviously she didn't see the glass, but did she find it odd two men were walking so close together with their hands up in the air and one of them was backwards, and her first thought---I'd better sprint towards that small gap in the middle of them?   

Pos rep, that video takes me back.  

Just now, Lobo said:

You know, if you take out power lines, transmission towers, and letting children operate heavy industrial machinery...you had a pretty good chance of living through the 70's and 80's as a kid. 

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Is a Jart when you take one of those in the leg and shit yourself from the shock?  

I still have a set of lawn darts that are about 40 years old.  Even the little plastic rings.  It's in rough shape but they still fly. Wife understandably makes me hide them behind a tool bench in the garage.  

Better than a paltrow vag candle.

I laughed, but this is an actual, real thing. 
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I’d be pissed walking into a house and smelling delicious tortillas only to find out the smell is from a candle.
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I laughed, but this is an actual, real thing. 

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8 minutes ago, Hate said:


I’d be pissed walking into a house and smelling delicious tortillas only to find out the smell is from a candle.

 

I'd be pissed walking into a house and smelling Gwyneth Paltrow's pussy only to find out the smell is coming from a candle.

What if it was Paltrow's vag sitting on top of a stack of freshly cooked flour tortillas?  

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16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What if it was Paltrow's vag sitting on top of a stack of freshly cooked flour tortillas?  

So, fish tacos?

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What if it was Paltrow's vag sitting on top of a stack of freshly cooked flour tortillas?  

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On 7/26/2021 at 12:27 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

Why did that dude have to have a man bun?

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

The only way that could have been more Russian is if the bear had been drinking vodka and smoking a cigarette...and possibly mauled a passerby.

On 7/26/2021 at 4:48 PM, CooterBrown said:


This is what I don’t understand about the squat toilets in Asia. Are you supposed to remove your pants completely or is the a grab bar you hold onto so you can lean back?

I don't understand some of y'alls apparent lack of balance. What if you have to take a shit in a disgusting port-a-potty? Do you not hover over the seat? Women also do this quite frequently when using public terlets. You don't need to hold on to anything to prevent yourself from falling over. Do a squat right now. Your ass isn't coming down directly over where your pants would be if they were around your ankles. There's enough clearance space as long as you're not spraying diarrhea on a flat rock.

2 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

What if you have to take a shit in a disgusting port-a-potty? Do you not hover over the seat?

No, because I’m not a pussy.

2 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Women also do this quite frequently when using public terlets.

Exactly.

4 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

No, because I’m not a pussy.

Exactly.

Have fun with your hepatitis sitting on a public port-a-potty. 

Want to know how I know you've never been a trucker. Count the shitters in this pic.

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4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Have fun with your hepatitis sitting on a public port-a-potty. 

Unless you’re rubbing your dick on a fresh clump of shit it’s highly HIGHLY unlikely.  Feel free to tell me about the dangers of the brain control chip in the COVID vax next.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Want to know how I know you've never been a trucker. Count the shitters in this pic.

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how many?

3 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Unless you’re rubbing your dick on a fresh clump of shit it’s highly HIGHLY unlikely.

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3 hours ago, RPM said:

Want to know how I know you've never been a trucker. Count the shitters in this pic.

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4?

On 7/26/2021 at 10:03 AM, Marfa Low Crown said:

 

Legit laughed out loud.

3 hours ago, BearMace said:

4?

Correct

Get that CR shit outa here

this being funny has nothing to do with politics. that’s hilarious. 

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11 hours ago, RPM said:

Correct

Care to point them out so that the rest of us can start shitting on trucks the way the pros do it? 

4 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Care to point them out so that the rest of us can start shitting on trucks the way the pros do it? 

The tandems. Pro tip: use the trailer set if possible so you don't sling shit on the cab.

We have scoreboard on three of the five and a winning record against all of them.  aggy gonna aggy

Vs

Florida 2-0-1

Bama 7-1-1

UGA 4-1

aggy 76-37-5

LSU 9-8-1

Now, aggy, do your record against the other schools in that group....oh common clay of the New West. 

23 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

I don't understand some of y'alls apparent lack of balance. What if you have to take a shit in a disgusting port-a-potty? Do you not hover over the seat? Women also do this quite frequently when using public terlets. You don't need to hold on to anything to prevent yourself from falling over. Do a squat right now. Your ass isn't coming down directly over where your pants would be if they were around your ankles. There's enough clearance space as long as you're not spraying diarrhea on a flat rock.

Try that shit when you have both knee replacements.

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LOL part is that dad recognizes the awesomeness, and looks around for validation.  Mom and kids are oblivious to the miracle that just happened.

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