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22 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Them got damn slick pages, I tell you what. 

Zero absorbency.

That umpire just wants to go home. There's no way he sucks that hard. 

34 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Yeah, that was a bullshit "strike" for sure.

 

As I told my son when he would have similar reactions from little league through HS ball:  “You know how I know it was a strike?  The umpire called it a strike.”

Thats the beauty of youth sports. You learn that sometimes bad calls get made, there’s nothing you can do about it, and you have to shake it off and perform despite the injustice. Welcome to real life, kid. 

CSB warning:

 

That video gave me a flashback to a time when I got a strike called on me when the pitch was literally in the dirt.  I had the exact same reaction as that kid, our coach yelled at me to get back in the box and play ball. 

 

As said above, good life lesson.

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

always thought this was the worst call ever.

 

Do you even Angel Hernandez bro?

 

That video doesn't do Hernandez justice.  He has missed stuff that is way worse than in that video.

 

 

2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

always thought this was the worst call ever.

 

Holy crap.  There has to be a story there.

On 8/10/2021 at 11:30 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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These were good for a fap back in the day if you found yourself in a bind.

 

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The College World Series umpires don't see what the problem is.

3 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

always thought this was the worst call ever.

 

Eric Gregg has to be rolling in his piano box. 

7 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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I don't want to.  I don't want to.  I did.  I did laugh, way too damn hard.   

59 minutes ago, maninblack said:

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Do I have to show you rookies how to avoid that damage?

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

I don't want to.  I don't want to.  I did.  I did laugh, way too damn hard.   

 

I had coke shooting out my nose.

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

 

I had coke shooting out my nose.

It's the "WOOOOOOO" that takes it to 11 

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3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Whats his surly handle?

MIssingInAction.

On 8/11/2021 at 1:44 PM, LTtxfan said:

 

Jesus, fire that ump now.  

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Do I have to show you rookies how to avoid that damage?

No, we all let go and watch it do a quadruple flip before it hits the ground.
Jesus, fire that ump now.  

I know they’re volunteering donating their time yaddy yada…but you’d think at a LLWS level they could hire some D3 or D2 umps to call the games. I enjoy watching LL just as much as the next guy, and I’m not into baseball at all…but some umps can ruin the game

You can tell by the way the other guy off-camera says, "Please don't knock those together"...this has happened before.  

39 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You can tell by the way the other guy off-camera says, "Please don't knock those together"...this has happened before.  

Or he just saw it coming. 
 

Don’t make a shit. I still laughed my ass off. 

Oh, I laughed way harder than I should have.  I hope the guy is okay, because that look on his face towards the end suggested to me he swallowed some glass.  But yeah, his outfit, the "Whoooo!" and the taking of just the one step into the water was the perfect storm of funny.  And then the just defeated attitude of everybody else like, "Goddamnit, everybody knows what to do...let's just get this over with."

Let's be honest.  Even if the guy just wore that outfit into the water, yelled WHOOOO!, and chugged the beers normally...it'd still be damn funny.  But the fucking Hulk smashing was the cherry on top. 

^ that was my grandpa’s 1973 gmc sierra

You also had to out a quart of oil in it before you started it up.

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