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So I can't spell.  Originally I had it as "farve'", but I felt it it was wrong.  So my quick search turned up "fava".  Furk it, live and learn. 

1 hour ago, DoobieWah said:

Farve beans. 

*Favre

what’m I missing here?
Um... a sense of humor?

The announcer was doing a play - by - play of what the dude is supposedly saying to his girl, the same thing every one of us could have been saying about our time playing HS ball or hell, even little league.

A quality improv roast, I say.

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2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Chromosomes? 

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Just now, TrashMaster G said:

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23 minutes ago, futureman said:

what’m I missing here?

speakers or a headset

1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

Um... a sense of humor?

The announcer was doing a play - by - play of what the dude is supposedly saying to his girl, the same thing every one of us could have been saying about our time playing HS ball or hell, even little league.

A quality improv roast, I say.

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52 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

speakers or a headset

no I heard it all. the guy was talking about spin on a baseball. the announcer was narrating it. it wasn’t “amazing.”

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

no I heard it all. the guy was talking about spin on a baseball. the announcer was narrating it. it wasn’t “amazing.”

jesus christ you are a petty cunt

7 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

jesus christ you are a petty cunt

the problem is presenting it as “amazing.” look up amazing in a dictionary. it wasn’t amazing. 

40 minutes ago, futureman said:

the problem is presenting it as “amazing.” look up amazing in a dictionary. it wasn’t amazing. 

Louis CK already did that bit.

5 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Louis CK already did that bit.

exactly. 

British comedian Sean Lock died yesterday.  I thought he was funny so I'm posting a few clips of his.  Sorry for the small derail.

 

 

 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

look up amazing in a dictionary.

American Heritage?  Oxford?  Merriam-Webster?  Why are you being so vague?  Is it because you're hiding something about your sexuality?

18 minutes ago, Chooky said:

American Heritage?  Oxford?  Merriam-Webster?  Why are you being so vague?  Is it because you're hiding something about your sexuality?

that’s an odd thing to say. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

that’s an odd thing to say. 

No it isn't.

1 hour ago, TexLonghorn said:

British comedian Sean Lock died yesterday.  I thought he was funny so I'm posting a few clips of his.  Sorry for the small derail.

The guy absolutely KILLS w/ the one liners.  Saw this one a while back and it immediately made me think of shaggy/surly:

 

 

2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

jesus christ you are a petty cunt

Thats pretty sacrilegious.  I thought this was about futureman here?

That looks like the local antifa meetings I attend where we eat the tasty looking babies and traffic the ones that don't have enough meat on their bones.

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

That looks like the local antifa meetings I attend where we eat the tasty looking babies and traffic the ones that don't have enough meat on their bones.

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23 hours ago, Mittens said:

The guy absolutely KILLS w/ the one liners.  Saw this one a while back and it immediately made me think of shaggy/surly:

 

 

"Challenge accepted." /surly

17 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

 

Not sure where to post this, but damn this cracked me up.

She may have something with that campaign pitch that people want to have sex with her because of her big bazookas. Better platform than most. 

Just now, nnm said:

She may have something with that campaign pitch that people want to have sex with her because of her big bazookas. Better platform than most. 

#team big ole tiddies

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

 

Not sure where to post this, but damn this cracked me up.

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She squeezed in Saudi Arabia, the size of her tits, the economy, accusations of government fraud, and how air quality was effecting the IQ of the area children in 45 seconds.  Next time one of you guys can't stop patting yourselves on the back for standing up to a tyrannical government, just remember...you ain't no Julie for Kern County.  Her Spanish walk-off was good, but if she had screamed, "I yield back the balance of my time"...I'd marry her.  

Imma bout to have my head caved in by Iron Mike…

 

9 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Well.....Let's see them tits that you were talking about, Julie.

There are still Republicans in California?  Well I’ll be damned.
You should visit Bakersfield, hang out a bit. Or Orange Co

There's a nice thunbnail link to Univision but when you click it the actual article is boring. 

 

 

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:
2 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:
There are still Republicans in California?  Well I’ll be damned.

You should visit Bakersfield, hang out a bit. Or Orange Co

Depends on which part of Orange County. Katie Porter represents my district and I'm okay with that.

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Future surlyite for sure. Sly dog smile at the end caps it off  

 

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