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15 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Paging @wd40 to the courtesy phone.

Must know the age bracket of above vid before i comment. 

 

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That hand has to be about 35 right?

Stepmom Porn Level:  Sweep the Titties, Larusso! 

this will be an unpopular, politically-incorrect post... but seriously... whats the point?

 

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I believe that is a sabre
12 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

that's my typical morning routine between me and the wife.  She's been winning lately ☹

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7 hours ago, 52-80 said:

this will be an unpopular, politically-incorrect post... but seriously... whats the point?

 

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The thing at the end of the sabre?

38 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

The thing at the end of the sabre?

Curses, foiled again!

10 hours ago, 52-80 said:

this will be an unpopular, politically-incorrect post... but seriously... whats the point?

 

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it's a couple of backwards pizza cutters 

11 hours ago, 52-80 said:

this will be an unpopular, politically-incorrect post... but seriously... whats the point?

 

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Unpopular opinion: They should hook up a small turbine to the wheel chairs so that we these dudes roll around, electricity is generated. 

They seem me rollin, they be electrifying. 

^^ Are you sure Monty Python got their start this way?

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For the first time in my life I just considered whether this was meant to be a convenience rather than a co-shitting experience. Big ass bathroom, his and her sinks on opposite sides, and too lazy to walk to the designated poopin hole? Boom. There’s a toilet facing you wherever you’re standing.
 

God this reply to that got me.

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6 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

I may or may not have been known to do that to my wife as she's sleeping & I'm headed through the BR to the bathroom (we run a stand fan @ night for comfort & white noise).  I mean... if you can't perform microaggressions against your spouse, why are you even married?

Y'all think you're the coolest motherfuckers in Austin.  Yeah, you.  Well, you're wrong.  This guy says so.
 
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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Y'all think you're the coolest motherfuckers in Austin.  Yeah, you.  Well, you're wrong.  This guy says so.
 
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Database Administrator British Broadcasting Corporation?

 

/this seriously was my first take, until I remembered you were all degenerates.

2 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Database Administrator British Broadcasting Corporation?

 

/this seriously was my first take, until I remembered you were all degenerates.

what does it stand for?

7 hours ago, closetohumping said:

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Meh. Modern Vikings aren’t very intimidating. 
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