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11 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

still less traumatizing than a fuckin clown

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F’d up quoting Bigfoot video

To go with the theme above….a statue of the Virgin Mary:

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With meat flaps like that, Mary ain’t a virgin.
19 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


With meat flaps like that, Mary ain’t a virgin.

What did you think the result of squeezing 8lb 6oz baby Jesus through that thing would be?

Maybe they meant butt virgin?

34 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Swing away, Merrill...

I understood this reference.  

On 8/27/2021 at 3:41 PM, Jerry Callo said:

Giv me Libety or giv me deth!

Would you like to "Mega" size that?

9 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

He is risen.

Very Freudian. And Oedipal. Leading to blindness. 

15 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

 

Not nearly enough likes for this. This is right up surly alley. 

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

 

Craven Moorehead, Ivana Pumperhole, Mike Hunt..... these kids need some guidance. 

2 hours ago, Message Board User said:

Wait for it...

 

Could also be in the “holy shit” thread

I think Phil McCrevis & Dick Nebbler were set to speak as well. 

5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

 

Where have I seen that before?  Oh yeah, less than 10 posts prior,

29 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Where have I seen that before?  Oh yeah, less than 10 posts prior,

You should see the one with the dude what gets his ballcap shot off!  TWICE!

On 8/29/2021 at 9:59 PM, Brisketexan said:

To go with the theme above….a statue of the Virgin Mary:

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Her face is in there somewhere, but according to my wife, I don't know how to find it.

10 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

 

It's bad luck just seeing a thing like that /randyquaid

On 8/29/2021 at 9:59 PM, Brisketexan said:

To go with the theme above….a statue of the Virgin Mary:

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10 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

 

 

Our enemies have already developed a missile to specifically target this air asset:

 

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I'd hate to learn what kind of air powers that thing. My guess is Taco Bell serves as a supplier.

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

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i know i'm quoting my own post but...

 

that tattoo looks like Lionel Messie taking a selfie with a sleeping Jabba the Hut.

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