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12 hours ago, crash_davis said:

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The tattoo is the least of that’s guys problems. 

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On 8/30/2021 at 6:28 PM, Sbbruin said:

 

No Jack Mehoff?

I was in the press box at a track meet during the time and height of the Porky's movies.  This kid comes into the press box and asks the PA guy - our Vice Principal- if he could call Jack Mehoff to the press box. (I was like, "you magnificent bastard" and I had to fight to keep my composure)  The VP makes the call...  Half the infield was looking around for Jack and the other half was in various states of laughing their asses off.

On 8/31/2021 at 9:53 AM, crash_davis said:

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Sorry to hear your wife contracted the "Captain Trips" virus.  Ugly cunt shoulda taken the vaccine. 

16 hours ago, closetohumping said:

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The original meme for this dude was "Syrian Lannister". 

On 8/31/2021 at 12:49 PM, crash_davis said:

 

When this baby hits 88 miles per hour You're gonna see some serious shit. -  Scumbag Doc Brown - quickmeme

Lol. Watch to the end. 

12 minutes ago, nnm said:

Lol. Watch to the end. 

I thought he’d stick the landing. 

oh he stuck it all right.

I might buy a treadmill just to do this with my 1 yo

 

3 hours ago, McFly said:

When this baby hits 88 miles per hour You're gonna see some serious shit. -  Scumbag Doc Brown - quickmeme

Username checks out.

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1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

What's that monkey's surly handle?

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

is she jerking off an orangutan?

It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys.

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2 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

oh he stuck it all right.

I might buy a treadmill just to do this with my 1 yo

 

A little Jimmy the Greek there, Pelini. 

1 hour ago, Davis Lane said:

What's that monkey's surly texags handle?

Upon further video review…

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Pro-move licking the target area before penetration.  Not his first rodeo.   

20 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Pro-move licking the target area before penetration.  Not his first rodeo.   

“target area”? you’re a pig. 

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Sorry, you meant to post this in the “shit that’s just plain awesome” thread.
11 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

oh he stuck it all right.

I might buy a treadmill just to do this with my 1 yo

 

Don’t buy a treadmill just for that. You can borrow ours. I will ask my wife if she can hang her clothes somewhere else. 

8 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

You'll have to add the visual.

 

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Do you know how I know you are gay?

8 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Do you know how I know you are gay?

When he sucked your dick? NTTAWWT.

You'll have to add the visual.
 
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Umm… I’m thinking about going back to school. What class is this?
3 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

You'll have to add the visual.

 

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very bold of the TA to assume the Sorority "lady" didnt know she was showing the prof and TA the full monty.

I need to know more about the state of the public hair. What sort of trend could be happening here?!? Maybe it's something really cool I don't even know about.

1 minute ago, tfoolry said:

Well did he cum or what?

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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'DRUGS Man on Meth Fights Off 15 Cops While Jacking Off David Covuca on December 29, 2013 at5:09pm Tweet comments f Like Share 3.8k in Share g+ Share'

Stifler's really come into some hard times.  

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Stiffler?   Thinking that's Rich Franklin

Rich Franklin? That's Walton Goggins

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