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That's awesome. I hope he keeps that in the cab and does that anytime the trailer is empty. 

On 9/18/2021 at 12:07 PM, brakeman said:

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That was our high school's football fieldhouse. Except there was like 1 foot between shitters and just a urinal trough. 

 

18 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

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It's ok though, I got one of these ...

    

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14 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell is one of my favorite Onion articles. 

https://www.theonion.com/hijackers-surprised-to-find-selves-in-hell-1819566162

 

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"I was told that these Americans were enemies of the one true religion, and that Heaven would be my reward for my noble sacrifice," said Alomari, moments before his jaw was sheared away by faceless homunculi. "But now I am forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, Whore of Betrayal, until I burst from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile. This must be some sort of terrible mistake."

 

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Trust me, your future husband has held his stem many times.

8 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Trust me, your future husband has held his stem many times.

I was about to say "Her future husband will be holding his bare stem routinely after that ceremony is finished"  

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

Her hair burned for a loooong time before she noticed.
Gotta be the

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1 Madame, 2 Cups.  The original shock porn.  

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I’ve been to Jerome AZ many times.
27 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Famous for her girth in 1898, but she'd just be your average Walmart patron in 2021.

Yeah, but Tea Cup Sallie, clearly works. 

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

You KNOW Army Brat hit it.

Spelled Vic Mackey wrong.  

You KNOW Army Brat hit it.

Spelled Vic Mackey wrong.  


You misunderstood.

Brat DID hit that, back then!

Vic WOULD still hit that and tell her she’s kinda thin for his tastes.
On 9/16/2021 at 10:52 PM, Hate said:

Wrestling is stupid and so is Bill Maher, but that was pretty funny. 

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Who punches her in the tit at the end?

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shake voice. she’s weak, soft. made sure to film it because she wants the likes. she’ll be sitting on cucumbers in front of a webcam as soon as her rent comes due. what a dumb bitch. 

Coach is going to take a little nap.

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